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(11,686 posts)That my friends, is actually some poor creature from the Amazon that is being forced to stay on his head. It is always trying to escape.
Thomas Hurt
(13,903 posts)TheBlackAdder
(28,211 posts)Chainfire
(17,611 posts)But what is on the inside disturbs me deeply.
2naSalit
(86,765 posts)One massive tumor large enough to make his head explode.
stillcool
(32,626 posts)is going to deflate like a balloon popped by a pin.
Nevilledog
(51,184 posts)captain queeg
(10,235 posts)Maybe SNL can talk Baldwin into doing a skit.
MoonRiver
(36,926 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,829 posts)No reputable hairdresser would claim responsibility for that weird construction.
Nevilledog
(51,184 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)what that thing is on his head and how it gets there!
Still, its gotta be infinitely worse when its bed hair after sweaty sex.
Damn! I just grossed myself out!
Yeah, I know I started it.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)Nevilledog
(51,184 posts)ihas2stinkyfeet
(1,400 posts)lovvvve it. thx.
SammyWinstonJack
(44,130 posts)IcyPeas
(21,901 posts)Learn something new every day.
Bet ya he sued the doctor.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,829 posts)according to a deposition she gave during their divorce proceedings.
In pain, and not satisfy with the immediate coloration associated with the process, on an irate phone call, Donald told the Dr. Hoefflin, Im going to kill you! He then threatened to sue the doctor, not pay for the procedure and work to destroy his practice. (Vintage Donald Trump)
Donald then unleashes his anger on Ivana for recommending the doctor. The relevant excerpt of Lost Tycoon follows:
Suddenly, according to Ivana, The Donald storms into the room. He is looking very angry, and he is cursing out loud. Your fucking doctor has ruined me! he screams. The Donald flings Ivana down onto the bed. Then he pins back her arms and grabs her by the hair. The part of her head he is grabbing corresponds to the spot on his head where the scalp reduction operation has been done. The Donald starts ripping out Ivanas hair by the handful, as if he is trying to make her feel the same kind of pain that he is feeling. Ivana starts crying and screaming. The entire bed is being covered with strands of her golden locks. But The Donald is not finished. He rips off her clothes and unzips his pants. Then he jams his penis inside her for the first time in more than sixteen months. Ivana is terrified. This is not lovemaking. This is not romantic sex. It is a violent assault. She later describes what The Donald is doing to her in no uncertain terms. According to the versions she repeats to some of her closest confidantes, He raped me. When The Donald finally pulls out, Ivana jumps up from the bed. Then she runs upstairs to her mothers room. She locks the door and stays there crying for the rest of the night. The next morning Ivana musters up the courage to return to the master bedroom. The Donald is there waiting for her. He leaves no doubt that he knows exactly what he did to her the night before. As she looks in horror at the ripped-out hair scattered all over the bed, he glares at her and asks with menacing casualness: Does it hurt?
IcyPeas
(21,901 posts)I had not heard those details. She must have so many other stories, but she must've signed a NDA.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,829 posts)She also backpedaled a little on the rape as part of the deal, saying it wasn't rape in the criminal sense, but she didn't deny the incident happened because then her deposition would have been perjury.
UpInArms
(51,284 posts)Rotting in jail ... still
moonscape
(4,673 posts)Hekate
(90,773 posts)...in an act of domestic violence. Dont know if that was the same episode where he raped her.
These facts were in the first draft of her divorce filing later she removed/retracted them, no doubt to facilitate getting a settlement.
I do believe her, by the way.
dweller
(23,651 posts)and that was the dr's revenge
✌🏼
tblue37
(65,483 posts)RockRaven
(14,990 posts)Of course.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)I want to see him humiliated in the worst way.
underthematrix
(5,811 posts)Hekate
(90,773 posts)SamKnause
(13,110 posts)He cares more about his hair then anything else in the world.
Maybe he thinks he is Samson.
SeattleVet
(5,478 posts)Give him a tube of the new miracle product, 'Awesome Hair for Men' and show him a glowing (fake) review from someone at OAN or Fox.
Let him find out later that the tube is really filled with Nair.
Ahpook
(2,750 posts)Just clip that one long rat tail he wraps around his skull.
I still think that there is a wig on that dome, though. Somewhere in that nest is a wig.
What a fucking loser he is! Every part of his life is a lie...
Blue Owl
(50,489 posts)I know I shouldn't laugh at someone else's appearance, but...
BwahahahahahahahahahaBwahahahahahahahahahaBwahahahahahahahahaha!
peggysue2
(10,839 posts)Jesus! Too funny. And something I can easily visualize.
LOL.
Enterstageleft
(3,398 posts)Still learning here, don't know how to do videos.
But her song "You're so Vain" was so descriptive of tRump.
trackfan
(3,650 posts)Wicked Blue
(5,850 posts)Or, um, from someplace else?
BigmanPigman
(51,624 posts)Ivanka made fun of his hair and explained how he achieves the wonderful look...
https://www.villagevoice.com/2018/01/08/how-to-a-visual-guide-to-dirty-donalds-dreadful-do/
Mr.Bill
(24,317 posts)Everyone knows Biden had hair transplants, and they turned out pretty well.
Illumination
(2,458 posts)frightened beyond words!...
spike jones
(1,686 posts)Maybe his hair color is really a pee stain.
yaesu
(8,020 posts)Skittles
(153,182 posts)onecent
(6,096 posts)Michael Cohen GOT PUT IN JAIL BECAUSE OF THE PRESIDENT....
Boy alot of people can't figure anything out.
onecent
(6,096 posts)Nevilledog
(51,184 posts)And I'm good with that.
robbedvoter
(28,290 posts)Link to tweet
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