TRUMP! ****5 O'Clock Charlie unOfficial thread *****

[underpants]

SamKnause is on it. Two lies
Jobs created
Nancy is holding things up

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100214024293

[Buckeyeblue]

1. That's a classic episode of MASH...

[nolabear]

2. Why can he do a campaign speech as part of a presser?

This is straight up Democrat bashing. Biden bashing. Noting else. How can he do that? I didn’t pay taxes for this.

[underpants]

4. He's reading it with the same energy as the RNC. Yes this is pure campaign.

Fracking....OHIO (looks around)

[NurseJackie]

3. LOL! I watched that episode THIS WEEK on Hulu!

Great reference!

[underpants]

8. I say. Good show!

[backtoblue]

5. Attacking Joe now.

MF

[IcyPeas]

6. admit it. how many of you belong to a violent mob?

[luvs2sing]

9. I belong to a feisty choir.

Does that count?

[MerryBlooms]

30. !

[underpants]

13. My daughter just won't come on board

I don’t know what I did wrong.

[NightWatcher]

7. If he had family who loved him, they'd go get him and take him to a home now.

He's sad, trying to read bullet points while bouncing around from thought to thought. He doesn't want to be there. Go get him.

[nolabear]

14. I can't even believe they'd give those taking points. They're desperate!

This isn’t only him. I’d bet a week’s pay they’re all hands on deck throwing out everything they can for him to blithering through while they clean out their desks and steal the silverware.

[denem]

10. NYC- no soup for you

[underpants]

17. Bags of soup

[ffr]

11. +1000

Kicking!!!

[roamer65]

12. My favorite episode is the trial of Henry Blake.

That’s where Klinger tries to escape via a hang glider in a ladies bathrobe and pink slippers.

[underpants]

16. No wall is stopping this

[roamer65]

25. ..

[luvs2sing]

21. My favorite is "The General Flipped at Dawn".

First time Harry Morgan appeared on the show as Major General Bartford Hamilton Steele.

[roamer65]

27. MASH is why I love MeTV.

One hour each nite 7-8 pm.

[IcyPeas]

15. if you don't count new york the numbers are good. HE ACTUALLY SAID IT.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100214023742

[underpants]

18. If we just get through this weekend...

He’s taking it one day at a time.

[denem]

19. Transfusions !

[underpants]

20. Oh good LARRY KUDLOW coming up

[nolabear]

22. If that wankmuppet ever shuts up!

[underpants]

23. Oh so the letters aren't to or for him, they are for Lou Holtz.

Getting Presidential Medal of Freedom

[IcyPeas]

24. Maintain social distancing over labor day weekend except for MAGATS:

Trump urges people to maintain social distancing on Labor Day weekend.

His campaign is asking supporters to use the weekend to “host a MAGA meet-up.”

Link to tweet

[nolabear]

26. Kudlows gotta Kudlow.

[underpants]

28. "after a pandemic..."

Dumbass

[underpants]

29. "¿¿¿Questions???

[underpants]

31. OAN's Friday afternoon Holiday weekend shift plugs the Delaware police endorsement

[malaise]

87. That was utter bullshit

Damn!

[MerryBlooms]

32. R&K

[mcar]

33. Points for the MASH reference

Well played.

[underpants]

34. Putin...poison? Tough on Russia. You'd be at war with Korea if Hillary was elected.

[nolabear]

35. Y'know, I'm gonna miss this big lug.

HELL no I won’t!

[underpants]

37. "I didn't understand that..."

Something about India

[IcyPeas]

36. No question yet on the Atlantic article???????

[nolabear]

40. Just dawned on me too. This is a set-up.

[backtoblue]

41. +++++++++THIS+++++++++

[nolabear]

38. OIC. This presser is completely stocked with fluffers!

Where exactly are the questions about the losers and suckers?

This is laughable. And shriekable!

[IcyPeas]

43. who picked the reporters today?

this is B.S.

[Efilroft Sul]

91. It was as if every news outlet sent reporters who are genetically predisposed to ass-kissing.

[demmiblue]

39. He looks like shit. n/t

[IcyPeas]

53. one of his eyes is lower than the other.... stroke?

[underpants]

42. "The Houston football team" is named the Texans.

Fun fact.

[underpants]

44. Nothing definitive from Germany? Trump says he tells us what Putin would tell us

[underpants]

45. Sleepy. "I get a long with....uh...uh..President Putin. But I've been tough in Russia"

Tanks and pillows.

[nolabear]

46. FINALLY a weak John McCain question! And he attacks McCain AGAIN!

[backtoblue]

51. VERY weak question that danced around today's reporting

[nolabear]

52. Somethings up. Is this Junior Varsity?

[backtoblue]

56. It's ridiculous to let him keep talking without having to answer for his horrid words and behavior.

WTF

[nolabear]

61. Especially since this is a specially scheduled presser w/o content.

He’s said absolutely nothing. Old talking points. Attacking Democrats. No mention of the firestorm, as if it doesn’t exist.

[backtoblue]

64. "Its a hoax"

No denial....just "its a hoax"

[nolabear]

69. He's kind of on a tear now. Attacking Kelly.

[backtoblue]

71. Holy shite...attacking Kelly

Come on John...Come forward!

[honest.abe]

47. So what specifically did he say about the Atlantic article if anything?

Thanks in advance.

[underpants]

50. Hasn't come up

[honest.abe]

58. I thought that was the point of this presser.

[underpants]

65. Reporter just said he'd mentioned it. I'd missed it. Trump "It's a HOAX!"

[honest.abe]

83. Of course its a hoax.

[nolabear]

54. Chew on that. IT HASN'T COME UP! A tad suspicious, eh?

[IcyPeas]

55. can't wait to hear the pundits on this

[honest.abe]

60. Indeed.

[underpants]

48. Johnathan Karl "Do you regret McCain comments?"

Disagreed with McCain. Taking credit for VA. He respected McCain.

[IcyPeas]

49. one lightweight question about McCain which he repeats his same answer

[IcyPeas]

57. guess what? we've done more testing than anyone in the world. and ventilators....

rinse repeat

[underpants]

62. He says ".....uh...gimme a break"

[underpants]

63. we have SUPERTESTING!

[underpants]

59. Trump "New York.." Reporter "it IS a part of the United States"

[IcyPeas]

66. Hoax and witchhunt

[icymist]

67. Did he just threaten to sue The Atlantic magazine?

[underpants]

68. It's a HOAX!!!!

[IcyPeas]

70. dissing john kelly

c'mon john come out come out wherever you are and TALK

[underpants]

73. Ragging him out.

This is not a good idea. At all.

[nolabear]

72. He's vamping now, attacking Kelly. That'll go over well.

C’mon Kelly. Your serve.

[underpants]

78. This is not a good idea.

At all. He’s calling out the brass. Dumbass.

[nolabear]

80. Oh I'm living for it.

[Efilroft Sul]

74. Talking smack on John Kelly while calling The Atlantic's story a hoax.

[icymist]

75. Attack another former general and COS!

Coming soon to a TV near you: Shit storm, the new reality show!

[backtoblue]

79. Attacking the question now

But Joe got easier questions!


Fjjjker

[icymist]

76. He's off script and going all over the place!

[underpants]

81. Yeah he is. Attacking Kelly was a really bad idea.

[icymist]

85. And now he slithers off, back to the snake hole.

[nolabear]

77. Oh my god...he's having a hissy fit. Biden's questions aren't fair!

[IcyPeas]

84. well biden isn't president right now trump. you are.

[Cracklin Charlie]

86. 5 o'clock Charlie?

That’s just perfect!

[Efilroft Sul]

88. The Press Corps was pathetic.

As he walked away, they finally fired the questions they should have during the conference. Worthless and weak. It's like nobody did their homework to counter his BS.

[underpants]

89. Yeah. This should have been #1 2 and 3

[Efilroft Sul]

90. And #4, #5, and #6 until he fled the podium.

The one lone moment of truth in this presser was when C-SPAN's closed captioning typed "Indiscernable" on screen when the reporter from India lobbed softballs at Trump.