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A mask filled with chewable anti-depressants.
sinkingfeeling
(51,469 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)Doreen
(11,686 posts)First thing I saw when I logged on. A good laugh is a nice way to start the day. Now, where can I get some of those?
unblock
(52,288 posts)damn i love the internet!
Faux pas
(14,689 posts)pot works well for me!
Harker
(14,030 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)it's dried tears.
She's a unicorn in human form.
Nevilledog
(51,170 posts)Asking for myself, screw my friends.
LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)outside of Woolworth's? You get them from machines like that which are now on just about every street corner in the US.
Drop in your quarter, hold your mask under the spout, turn the handle, and 25 random anti-depressants will dispense into your mask.
It's part of Trump's new health care plan.
Sometimes, you'll even get a tab of acid mixed in.
Nevilledog
(51,170 posts)I'm not sure I like the random offering. We all have our favs.
LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)The gumball machines always had wasps crawling around in them.
Nevilledog
(51,170 posts)I totally thought I gave you a softball and you'd ask how old I was.....
My answer: Younger than Woolworth's.
LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)Nevilledog
(51,170 posts)Maybe next time.
LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)If I had a nickel for every time someone said that to me...
I'd have a shitload of nickels.
Nevilledog
(51,170 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)hundreds.
Nevilledog
(51,170 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)malaise
(269,157 posts)goodbye cruel world?
LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)MuseRider
(34,115 posts)if I had to put that much damned make-up on to be found presentable or picture/advertisement worthy.
Young women......really?
Maybe this is to hide what happened to her lips?
Sorry, old time feminist who thinks this is just a sad world when it comes to women and fashion.
**yes this is funny. I could actually use this since it will be 200 years before my state legalizes marijuana, even for medical use.