The White House has announced a 5:30 PM Trump "news conference."

[soothsayer]

What fresh hell will this be

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Daniel Dale
@ddale8
The White House has announced a 5:30 PM Trump "news conference.”

[malaise]

1. Biden is speaking so he has to have a shitshow

The media need to pull the fucking plug on this crap

[jimfields33]

5. He'll say everything opposite of what president Biden said

I’m pretty confident that, that is the only reason he’s giving a news conference. He’s more and more transparent in his crap.

[TexasProgresive]

2. He's stepping down?

Ah, I guess that is wishful thinking.

[Binkie The Clown]

4. Simultaneous posts. (See below)

Is this where we link pinkies and say "Bread and Butter"?

[TexasProgresive]

8. It is an honor

Great minds and all that stuff

[soothsayer]

9. Jinx, buy me a coke?

We use bread and butter for when you get briefly separated by, say, walking around a telephone pole.

I like to see these regional variations though!

[Binkie The Clown]

3. He's going to resign the presidency for "health reasons".

Ridiculous, I know.... But I can dream, can't I?

[samnsara]

6. cuz he has to have the last word..just cuz joes on..

[dalton99a]

7. The president's bowel movement is strong and powerful

His explosive diarrhea will continue

[bluestarone]

10. Another FREE rally?

FUCK HIM! DO not cover it please!!

[soothsayer]

11. Oh yeah, I forgot he does it whenever Joe speaks

I mean same day not same time

[Sneederbunk]

12. A whinefest.

[Buckeyeblue]

13. Is he setting the record for most "news" conferences?

They are all just blah, blah, blah...

[Volaris]

14. Well this one will be off the goddamn rails, for sure.

Hes probably already rage-snorted enough adderall today to last any of the rest of us a solid week lol.

Hes triggered as fuck and hes gonna be completely off the chain for this.