Parse this nutty post from freerepublic

[grasswire]

To: lbryce

Honestly, the way things are, Romney shouldn’t have to do any campaigning. Obama is failing everywhere. If your mailman crashed his van into a tree everyday, put your mail in a bush down the street, sprayed your kids with pepper spray as they walked home from school and demanded a trillion dollars to hand out on the other side of town, well, wouldn’t you think he should be fired? Obama needs to go.

21 posted on Saturday, September 22, 2012 12:38:26 PM by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer&quot
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Huh???

[renate]

1. "nutty post from freerepublic"

I think you mean "parse this stupid post from stupidville."

What the HELL is this person even talking about? Seriously. I would like to know. Because I think our mailman jumped into the driver's seat of a previous mailman who supervised the driving of the mail truck off the cliff. "...sprayed your kids with pepper spray"--um, no, I'm pretty sure that was YOUR guys. There is videotape.

I can't guess at what he's talking about with the bush down the street and the other side of town, but I'm sure it's creative.

[grasswire]

3. I'm beginning to wonder what they are smoking over there tonight.

It's a head scratcher!

[Live and Learn]

2. I think it says, if your mailman is crazy

we should fire Obama. Can't argue with that logic.

[Tigress DEM]

4. Somehow if you drink their koolaid it make sense. ewwwww.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

5. I'm still pondering his sig line....

"A crack shot and a good dancer"

Obviously there's no woman in his life.

[Skittles]

6. I bet his gun has a female name

yes INDEED

[grasswire]

19. I'm thinking it's "Mildred"

Or maybe "Fanny"

[Skittles]

23. OMG STOP IT GRASSWIRE

[secondwind]

7. sounds like my 70-yr-old Teabagger brother-in-law..

[judesedit]

8. Brainwashed by Faux, never does his homework, does what he's told by the GOP lying sacks of shit

without a thought. Next thing you know, he'll vote against his own best interests by voing for Nitwitt Rob-me. Obama's got more intelligence, compassion, and common sense in his big toe than Rob-me has in his whole thick head. Get as many sane people registered to vote, so we can prevent the likes of them from getting the most important job in this country. And don't forget...the position doesn't just affect Americans. The whole world will feel the results of this election. And Rob-me shoots first, aims later. Believe me, he cares absolutely nothing for you and me....it's all about Rob-me and $$$$$$$$. I pity the fools that listen to him. Get out the vote and vote OBAMA!

[B Calm]

9. I think he's confused and

really talking about the republicans in congress.

[ThomThom]

18. yes, after Mitt's week he definitely should stop talking

B Happy

[PATRICK]

10. So? They want all postal workers fired

no matter what service they do if they go by Issa. Why the verbal overkill to rationalize what is not the case. Everyone on Mt. Rushmore could endorse Obama and give him high bench mark scores. The only reason they are opening their traps is because GOP criminality makes even a good president vulnerable to hate and a power grab. Performance is irrelevant yet there are all those lies to essentially cover pretty apparent opportunistic ill will.

Oh yeah, like he'd shed a bitter tear if his great mailman got replaced with dropout nephew Billy Bob paid minimum wage so he can toss your expensively stamped mail in the bushes. If there is something to get mad about it will all be magically Obama's fault.

As it will for four more years- and this garbage is already decomposed.

[kayakjohnny]

11. It's not parsable.

That is one pathetic mindset right there. How does a person like that even own a computer?

[Festivito]

12. It's deluded, not unparsable.

Just start each sentence with: "If one believes the things I hear on FOX and read on Free Republic and the emails I receive, then ..."

[Major Nikon]

13. Some people are just too fucking stupid to insult

Just sayin'

[surrealAmerican]

14. It's an attempt at a metaphor ...

... by someone who's unclear on the concept, and gets all their "news" from fox.

[Angry Dragon]

15. It sounds like they are pissed at the mailman because their Guns and Ammo came late

[rurallib]

16. I thought they hated Romney once upon a time.

[Wounded Bear]

17. If

[lpbk2713]

20. This comes directly from the banks of that river in Egypt.

This clown needs to stay away from crack for a while.

[99Forever]

21. Parse it? Okay.

Complete cognitive dissonance in full display.

[bluestate10]

22. All Freepers and many bloggers live in a fantasy world.

Their world is a perfect one of making the right decisions. To them someone else is always getting free benefits Freepers work hard to pay for. Reality to Freepers are the self spun fantasies that they run through their small minds.

[B Calm]

24. A crack shot and a good dancer

What the hell?