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Miigwech

(3,741 posts) Sun Aug 30, 2020, 06:23 PM Aug 2020

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10 Commandments that a repub will understand

The 10 Commandments have been around since 1,300 B.C. and it seems the repubs need a more modern, up to date version because they sure as hellfire are not following the original. I came up a few potentials, sorry Moses .... here goes, Anyone else care to make a fee suggestions?

. Thou shall not Hate
. Thou Shall Not Tweet Lies
. Thou Shall not Have Sex w/ Pool Boys, or watch

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10 Commandments that a repub will understand (Original Post) Miigwech Aug 2020 OP

Thou shalt not covet they siliconed daughter agingdem Aug 2020 #1

I just blew a beverage out my nostril by laughing Miigwech Aug 2020 #2

Thou shalt not pay porn stars time-and-a-half agingdem Aug 2020 #3

Now the other nostril! Miigwech Aug 2020 #6

I am the Lord, thy bank account. You shall have no strange Gods before me. Laelth Aug 2020 #4

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ... Laelth Aug 2020 #5

thou shalt not hide thine crimes behind perpetual NDAs for it insults the Lord's intelligence 0rganism Aug 2020 #7

Thou shall marry a trophy wife to make up Tribetime Aug 2020 #8

agingdem

(7,877 posts)

1. Thou shalt not covet they siliconed daughter

Reply to Miigwech (Original post)

Sun Aug 30, 2020, 06:39 PM

Aug 2020

Miigwech

(3,741 posts)

2. I just blew a beverage out my nostril by laughing

Reply to agingdem (Reply #1)

Sun Aug 30, 2020, 06:45 PM

Aug 2020

ouch. Hahah.

agingdem

(7,877 posts)

3. Thou shalt not pay porn stars time-and-a-half

Reply to Miigwech (Reply #2)

Sun Aug 30, 2020, 07:04 PM

Aug 2020

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Miigwech

(3,741 posts)

6. Now the other nostril!

Reply to agingdem (Reply #3)

Mon Aug 31, 2020, 07:21 PM

Aug 2020

Laelth

(32,017 posts)

4. I am the Lord, thy bank account. You shall have no strange Gods before me.

Reply to Miigwech (Original post)

Sun Aug 30, 2020, 07:11 PM

Aug 2020

This is the one that most Republicans understand and adhere to most fervently.

-Laelth

Laelth

(32,017 posts)

5. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ...

Reply to Miigwech (Original post)

Mon Aug 31, 2020, 10:04 AM

Aug 2020

...

Nevermind. Republicans will never understand this one.

-Laelth

0rganism

(23,996 posts)

7. thou shalt not hide thine crimes behind perpetual NDAs for it insults the Lord's intelligence

Reply to Miigwech (Original post)

Mon Aug 31, 2020, 07:31 PM

Aug 2020

although i'm starting to doubt the "a Republican would understand" bit

Tribetime

(4,735 posts)

8. Thou shall marry a trophy wife to make up

Reply to Miigwech (Original post)

Mon Aug 31, 2020, 07:52 PM

Aug 2020

For their shortcomings

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