"A Conservative History of the United States" Posted by Jack Hitt at the New Yorker

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A Conservative History of the United States

Posted by Jack Hitt at the New Yorker


http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/shouts/2012/09/a-conservative-history-of-the-united-states.html?mbid=social_mobile_tweet

"SNIP...........................................

1500s: The American Revolutionary War begins: “The reason we fought the revolution in the sixteenth century was to get away from that kind of onerous crown.”—Rick Perry

1607: First welfare state collapses: “Jamestown colony, when it was first founded as a socialist venture, dang near failed with everybody dead and dying in the snow.”—Dick Armey

1619-1808: Africans set sail for America in search of freedom: “Other than Native Americans, who were here, all of us have the same story.”—Michele Bachmann

1775: Paul Revere “warned the British that they weren’t going to be taking away our arms, by ringing those bells and making sure as he was riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free.”—Sarah Palin.

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1. ROTFLMAO! If you don't laugh you have to cry.

[Yooperman]

2. Mindboggling! Simply Mindboggling!

Thanks for posting the link...

YM

[Historic NY]

3. K&R for visibility of their stupidity.

[Monk06]

4. These people are not stupid. Palin, Quale, Perry, Hucklebee, Bachman are all completely aware that

they are lying. That's the GOP motto, "Stand behind the lie. Don't back down. Don't retract."