CAPTION in fiont of the velvet curtain

[underpants]

[KurtNYC]

1. So I got the hose and said 'get off of one my 6 enormous lawns..'

[TXDemoGal]

2. DUzyyyy! nt

[musette_sf]

3. I'm here to tell you, gal, to lay off my man

If you don't wanna go to Fist City

[sadbear]

4. What do I have to do to get you people to unzip the real Mitt?

Act it out?

[JaneyVee]

5. And this is the umbilical cord that I keep Mitt attached to.

[CorBlimeyGuvnor]

6. Wrinkled, no style and a hideous shade of orange...

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...and Ann's dress doesn't look too great either....

[beac]

7. .

And WELCOME to DU!

[renate]

13. nice!

Welcome to DU!

[no_hypocrisy]

8. My wife . . . . I think I'll keep her.

[beac]

9. And then I punched Peggy Noonan and

ran her over with my dancing horse!

[rustydog]

10. "You People have NO idea how hard we have it!"

"Do you have any idea how hard it is to back a Rolls Royce into a car elevator? Do you know how HARD it is to decide which stock to sell so we don't have to work for money???"
"Yea, yea, you got that right You People, You have NO IDEA how hard it is!!!"

[Voice for Peace]

11. And we did it OUUUURRRRRR way

[Avalux]

12. "For the love of god Ann, will you just shut the fuck up already?"

[MrMickeysMom]

14. Wanna!

Ha ha ha ha ha I'm SCARY SPICE!


Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

[begin_within]

15. "So I grabbed him by the..."

[CorBlimeyGuvnor]

16. Ann Romney demonstrates new "strip-search / voter registration" procedure in close-run states...