Romney has an ace in the hole he hasn't played yet...

[yurbud]

"Vote for me, and I'll show you how to get rich bankrupting businesses! It's quick, easy, and all it takes to get started is borrowing a couple of million dollars from your parents!"

He could do a late night infomercial and sew up the whole race.

[kestrel91316]

1. He needs to set this up as a multi-level marketing biz/scam. They're big

in UT - most of them seem to start there, apparently because True Believing Mormons can be terribly gullible where fellow Mormons are concerned.

[Ken Burch]

2. He also needs to start wearing a better outfit...maybe like this guy...

[kestrel91316]

3. AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! You burned my retinas!!!!!

[thelordofhell]

4. We know how to do it............we just care too much for American workers

We wouldn't send our fellow people to soup kitchens to make a quick buck........like Romney loves doing

[DLnyc]

5. But wait! That's not all!

You also get a Swiss bank account, a Cayman Islands 'tax strategy' corporation and a starter kit of 10,000 easy-to-fill-out pink slips!

NOW how much would you pay?

[L0oniX]

6. ...and as a bonus gift we will give you a Chiaboma.

[yurbud]

7. which would also be a better president than Romney