Predict R$'s next gaffe, win a pony

[NightWatcher]

Ok, so Rafalca isn't a pony anymore....

What's next for the Comedy Goldmine that is the R$/Ryan Express?

Pissed off Latinos by spray painting your face to appear more Mezcan.....check
Pissed off AARP by telling them that you'll save Medicare by killing it.......check
Pissed off 47% of the electorate by calling them lazy and irresponsible.....check


I know I'm missing a few, but what's next?

[mysuzuki2]

1. What color is the pony?

[sakabatou]

6. Blue, with rainbow tail and mane

[mysuzuki2]

7. That's perfect! I've always wanted a pony.

[KamaAina]

2. Goes on The View in drag

[Vincardog]

3. Piss off Women by telling them he will defund ALL female healthcare.

[pinboy3niner]

4. Dyes himself blue to tander to the Smurf demographic

[librechik]

5. releasing his taxes today

a gaff is when a politician accidentally tells the truth and it hurts him

[mysuzuki2]

8. Reveals that his "magic underwear" is really

a black garter belt and panties.

[Heather MC]

13. I hope not, I would vote for him if that were true.

I have a thing for men in black
LOL

[mysuzuki2]

15. I think if I saw that I'd want the flashy thing too.

[Lint Head]

9. He will go embarrassingly apoplectic during the debate.

He could control himself a little more during the primaries because he was not debating anyone of any real intelligence.

[XemaSab]

10. I'm guessing Queen Ann is going to open her yap about the tax returns

[SDjack]

11. He will piss off the Pope by saying the churches do have the resources

to replace the social safety nets the Repugs want to kill.

[Heather MC]

12. i think he will confirm the Governments secret plan to go to war with Canada

[edhopper]

14. A gaffe is when you misspeak.

Like saying Eastern Europe when you mean Western.
Or saying the 48 States.

Romney is stating his true beliefs and policies.
These are not gaffes.