Eric Trump predicts his dad will win re-election: 'The polls are looking great; you see it every day

[left-of-center2012]

One of President Donald Trump’s children appeared on Fox News on Thursday to predict that his father would win re-election in November. “Well listen, I think, um, I think we’re looking really good,” Eric Trump told Sean Hannity.

“The polls are looking great — you see it every single day,” Trump claimed. “The enthusiasm is tremendous.” “We’re going to win,” he predicted. “My father is going to win this election.”

The prediction was offered the same day that NBC News released their first battleground map, showing Joe Biden on pace to win 334 Electoral College votes, Trump set to win 125 Electoral Votes, with 79 too close to call.

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/08/eric-trump-predicts-his-dad-will-win-re-election-the-polls-are-looking-great-you-see-it-every-day/

[COLGATE4]

1. Poor Gums. His next thought

will be his first.

[SheltieLover]

3. 🤣🤣🤣👍

[Blue Owl]

17. Sweet, stupid Gums...

[COLGATE4]

43. Sweet, I'm not so sure about. Stupid all day long.

[pamela]

24. I call him Gumby.

Which makes Jr "Pokey" by default and that works, too.

[Blue Owl]

2. Keep eating the glue, Eric

n/t

[SheltieLover]

4. Or sniffing it 🤣

[leftieNanner]

7. Paste.

Eating the paste.

Sniffing the glue.

[KatyMan]

19. Or Blue Owl is correct...

Shows how dumb little Eric is. Can't even get that right.

[LakeArenal]

5. 🙄 just as dumb a rock as always.

[spanone]

6. Well, he has no reason to be biased

[underpants]

8. Spell "Tulsa" dumbass

Link to tweet

?s=21

[leftieNanner]

9. Audience of One

He is trying sooooooooooooooo hard to become the favorite son.

[DBoon]

10. If Eric *didn't* say this, I don't want to think of the hell he'd have to endure

[Newest Reality]

11. I want to know...

I want to know the truth. What kind of paste does Eric eat? Wallpaper paste? Crafts glue? Toothpaste?

[Alliepoo]

33. Maybe that old timey mucilage

That came in a little bottle with the slit rubber top that would be handy dandy for him to sniff/eat from!

[Budi]

12. 🤣

[roamer65]

13. He looks like a cross between a swine and a jackal.

And about as dumb as box of rocks.

[iloveObama12]

14. If Wisconsin, Michigan, & PA numbers stay where they're at it's all but over!

So fuck you Eric!

[Proud Liberal Dem]

15. What polls?

[Maeve]

31. The ones she they only ask people getting paid by tRump

[Moostache]

16. If Trump loses FL, its over on election night as soon as polls close in CA...

There is no viable path to a GOP "win" without Florida's 29 votes.

I want a total wipeout of Trump, a humiliating trouncing that sends him into a depression that leads to his ultimate demise by eating so many Big Macs and burnt steaks with ketchup that he just keels over...

Man can dream...

[Nexus2]

34. Does it make me a bad erson

that I prefer well done steaks (not with ketchup though) and,yes, even a Big Mac every now and again? :-D

[Chili]

38. dammit

I love burnt steak with ketchup. It's the only way I'll eat a steak.

[Moostache]

45. All things in moderation...

THAT is what makes Trump so offensive and disgusting at the same time. A Big Mac is fine...even eating steaks however you want them prepared....but doing those things with his usual lack of anything resembling self-control is the issue. I just really want him to die of a heart attack or have a debilitating stroke to help balance cosmic karma for all the damage he has done...

[MyOwnPeace]

40. Or like this..............

[fescuerescue]

18. The election is in the bag already

But Eric doesn't know that.

[catbyte]

20. I posted this last night but it still cracks me up.

I'm so immature.

[smirkymonkey]

29. I love this!

[keithbvadu2]

41. Better punctuation than the 'smart' brother.

Better punctuation than the 'smart' brother.

[pandr32]

21. From the alternate facts parallel universe.

[doc03]

22. Don't count Trump out Hillary was sure to win in

2015, remember that Blue Wall? With Russia's help and
depressing the vote he may do it again. I am in Ohio I know it's a more of a red state but I see far more Trump signs this year than in 2015. I said Trump was going to win months before the election in 2015 and was told your concern is noted.

[totodeinhere]

37. Exactly. Everyone at DU was so sure that Hilary Clinton would win in a landslide.

And when I said "Not so fast. Lets wait for the results before popping the champaign corks" I was attacked. And of course when it turned out I was right not one poster came back to apologize.

[doc03]

39. I was in western PA in the Butler area yesterday, Trump flags everywhere even more

than in Ohio.

[lastlib]

23. Little Dumber Boy just ain't firing on all cylinders....

He may not be firing on any cylinders except breathing regularly (to our great misfortune).

Turd doesn't fall far from the asshole.

[Sneederbunk]

25. He knows it's true because Don Jr. told him.

[sheshe2]

26. "The polls are looking great -- you see it every single day,"

He needs glasses.

[LisaL]

27. Our covid numbers look great too.

[TheCowsCameHome]

28. Eric Trump: Another good argument for double-hull condoms.

[smirkymonkey]

30. Shut up, Eric!

Your father still doesn't love you.

[Moostache]

46. That is literally the image in my mind when hearing "stupid person confused"... n/t

[Norbert]

32. I call him Odo

from Deep Space Nine. It isn't fair because I liked Odo, especially because he gave Quark a lot of shit.

[manhattan123]

35. Is he the stupid one or the other stupid one?

[TeamPooka]

36. 305 even without FL.

[Takket]

42. no one ever taught Eric

That the alligator eats the bigger number!

334 > 125

[Tarc]

44. If mayonnaise could be a person

[madinmaryland]

47. More like miracle whip. 🤮🤮