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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsA story the world needs right now: "Nudist chases wild boar who snatched his laptop"
BERLIN - A German nudist had the last laugh after giving chase to a wild boar that had run off with a bag containing his laptop.
Pictures posted on social media show the naked man running after a sow and her two piglets to the mirth of fellow bathers at Berlin's Teufelssee, or Devil's Lake.
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A story the world needs right now: "Nudist chases wild boar who snatched his laptop" (Original Post)
kpete
Aug 2020
OP
OK, who had wild boars snatching laptops from nudists on their 2020 bingo card?
Cirque du So-What
Aug 2020
#3
I tan nude on my back deck, (WITH the appropriate privacy barrier, of course)
not_the_one
Aug 2020
#5
marble falls
(57,102 posts)1. I belive it was for the sammy tucked in beside it.
yellowcanine
(35,699 posts)2. What kind of boarish behavior is that?
Cirque du So-What
(25,941 posts)3. OK, who had wild boars snatching laptops from nudists on their 2020 bingo card?
Correction: thats a sow, not a boar.
Sneederbunk
(14,291 posts)4. Setting a bad example for the piglets who seem to be in on it.
csziggy
(34,136 posts)10. Momhog is just teaching her young survival tactics
What wild pig doesn't need a good laptop these days to stay in touch with friends and family?
not_the_one
(2,227 posts)5. I tan nude on my back deck, (WITH the appropriate privacy barrier, of course)
wouldn't want to offend/arouse any of the neighbors...
But there HAS been this hedgehog hanging around, acting suspicious.
And I KNOW there have been numerous squirrels eyeing my nuts... I think they MAY be coordinating some plan of attack with the chipmunks...
Precautions ARE being taken.
So far, the deer, bears or skunk (singular) have expressed no apparent interest. But they COULD be trying to lull me into a false sense of security.
I love the Poconos.
But there HAS been this hedgehog hanging around, acting suspicious.
And I KNOW there have been numerous squirrels eyeing my nuts... I think they MAY be coordinating some plan of attack with the chipmunks...
Precautions ARE being taken.
So far, the deer, bears or skunk (singular) have expressed no apparent interest. But they COULD be trying to lull me into a false sense of security.
I love the Poconos.
Delphinus
(11,831 posts)8. Love it!
csziggy
(34,136 posts)15. Here is a story to make you re-think your habits
Originally posted to Twitter, now shared all over the internet:
Aaron Reynolds
@aaronreynolds
Ive started a new evening ritual: I leave all my technology inside except my Walkman, and I get into the hammock in the back yard and listen to an album from start to finish.
My cat has been curious about this new habit, and Ive been trying to coax him into the hammock
Tonight was some Rolling Stones Ive never really given them a fair shake, so Im working through the Stones in Mono box set and like clockwork, my big grey lump of a cat shows up. I make some space and start patting the hammock and asking him to jump up
And to my delight, he decides to climb into the hammock! Except not in a very cat-like way. Huh.
At this point I should let you know that my backyard is very dark and I dont see well.
I have just invited a raccoon into the hammock with me and the raccoon has obliged.
The raccoon stares at me for a while. Like, you invited me up here, now what
Now what indeed
So I very slowly put one foot down and then the other on either side of the hammock and slowly try to stand up. Im maintaining eye contact with the raccoon as if my life depends on it.
Here is my second miscalculation of the evening: as I take my weight off of the hammock, the raccoon starts to slide towards the middle.
I am straddling the hammock and the raccoon is sliding straight at my crotch and all I can think of is the laser scene in Goldfinger.
I chuckle a little. The raccoon doesnt like this noise. Or he doesnt like the sliding, or both. He tries to turn around and climb back to his end of the hammock but instead now Im straddling the raccoon like Im playing horsey with it.
I shout something, maybe Christ? I dont know. The raccoon also makes a kind of disgruntled old man noise that probably means the same thing.
I do a profoundly inelegant dismount, bringing one leg up way too high to get it over the raccoon and end up falling on the ground.
The raccoon looks down at me from the hammock. He grunts. He settles in.
The raccoon is outside in what I assume is now his hammock.
I am inside on the couch with ice on my groin because I definitely pulled something.
Anyways Im still not a fan of the Rolling Stones.
More, since some of the responses included on the page are great: https://threadreaderapp.com/embed/1275287134203777030.html
Ive started a new evening ritual: I leave all my technology inside except my Walkman, and I get into the hammock in the back yard and listen to an album from start to finish.
My cat has been curious about this new habit, and Ive been trying to coax him into the hammock
Tonight was some Rolling Stones Ive never really given them a fair shake, so Im working through the Stones in Mono box set and like clockwork, my big grey lump of a cat shows up. I make some space and start patting the hammock and asking him to jump up
And to my delight, he decides to climb into the hammock! Except not in a very cat-like way. Huh.
At this point I should let you know that my backyard is very dark and I dont see well.
I have just invited a raccoon into the hammock with me and the raccoon has obliged.
The raccoon stares at me for a while. Like, you invited me up here, now what
Now what indeed
So I very slowly put one foot down and then the other on either side of the hammock and slowly try to stand up. Im maintaining eye contact with the raccoon as if my life depends on it.
Here is my second miscalculation of the evening: as I take my weight off of the hammock, the raccoon starts to slide towards the middle.
I am straddling the hammock and the raccoon is sliding straight at my crotch and all I can think of is the laser scene in Goldfinger.
I chuckle a little. The raccoon doesnt like this noise. Or he doesnt like the sliding, or both. He tries to turn around and climb back to his end of the hammock but instead now Im straddling the raccoon like Im playing horsey with it.
I shout something, maybe Christ? I dont know. The raccoon also makes a kind of disgruntled old man noise that probably means the same thing.
I do a profoundly inelegant dismount, bringing one leg up way too high to get it over the raccoon and end up falling on the ground.
The raccoon looks down at me from the hammock. He grunts. He settles in.
The raccoon is outside in what I assume is now his hammock.
I am inside on the couch with ice on my groin because I definitely pulled something.
Anyways Im still not a fan of the Rolling Stones.
More, since some of the responses included on the page are great: https://threadreaderapp.com/embed/1275287134203777030.html
Dem2theMax
(9,651 posts)16. I did this when I got to the part where the story totally changes.
That could have gone all sorts of wrong!
Thank you so much for posting this! I'm sharing!
Bayard
(22,099 posts)6. I sent this to my niece in Germany,
And asked, if this was a common occurrence there?
3catwoman3
(24,006 posts)7. We're I naked outdoors, I think being near...
...a wild boar might not be the best idea.
Generic Brad
(14,275 posts)9. That appears to be a dancing pig
It is doing the box step.
Initech
(100,080 posts)11. Someone needs to put the Benny Hill music to this video!
&t=38s
Sancho
(9,070 posts)12. Run Babe Run!
oasis
(49,389 posts)13. Was the boar hired by a potential blackmailer?
Now, that would be "news". Otherwise, it's garden variety, "dog bites man stuff".
Bettie
(16,110 posts)14. I wonder what he thought he was going to DO
once he got to the boar?