Audio: Falwell" "Explains" His Raunchy Photo - "She's pregnant, so she couldn't get her pants up"

[lowkell]

https://bluevirginia.us/2020/08/audio-jerry-falwell-jr-explains-the-viral-photo-shes-pregnant-so-she-couldnt-get-her-pants-up-i-couldnt-get-mine-zipped-either

“You know, it was weird…She’s pregnant, so she couldn’t get her pants up. And so…I had on a pair of jeans that I hadn’t worn in a long time, so I couldn’t get mine zipped either, so I just put my belly out like hers…She’s my wife’s assistant and she’s a sweetheart. And I should never have put it out there and embarrassed her. Anyway, I’ve apologized to everybody. I promised my kids, I’m going to try to be a good boy from here on out...It was a costume party…We were on vacation…Long story short, it was just in good fun, that’s it.”

[Sanity Claws]

1. Bullshit

The theme was Tralier Park and they were trying to look like Trailer trash. That was their idea of Trailer trash. They should know.

[AleksS]

2. Suuure. Remember when Jesus said

Verily he saith unto the people: “ What happeneth on vacation stayeth on vacation.”

From the Book of Vegas, Chapter 4, verse 20.

[MLAA]

8. Lol

[blm]

3. A costume party, she went as Jessica Hahn and I went as Jim Bakker

[PJMcK]

5. The woman's hairdo was accurate, at least (n/t)

[dawg day]

4. "And I thought it would be funny

To splay my hand on her bare flesh under her crop top. All in good fun."

Not like his wife can complain, after he had to pay Michael Cohen to buy up her pics with the pool boy.

[gratuitous]

6. Seems legit

Though I have to wonder why a female would be wearing pantaloons and not a chaste, demure dress.

[a kennedy]

7. Yah right, I'm think his hero was Epstein......

[BGBD]

9. A costume party?

Where the hell were their costumes?

If she wasn't pregnant...wouldn't be have know that when she put those shorts on?

It sure it odd how many people on that boat were wearing too small of pants at once.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

10. Next, he'll claim Dr. Falwell had just been doing a routine physical exam......

followed by a root injection treatment.

At no charge as a public service..... .........

KY

PS: IMO, someone caught them in the act and they panicked.