Drumpf is having a briefing at 5:30 p.m.

[soothsayer]

Link to tweet

?s=21

[lagomorph777]

1. Excellent. I think he drops 0.5% in the polls with each briefing.

As usual, I won't be watching. I don't want to survive the pandemic only to die of apoplexy.

[Leghorn21]

2. 5:30, or maybe like 5:45 or 6:00, maybe 6:10, 6:15, or

sometime before midnight, most likely

[onethatcares]

6. in the next two weeks

alot of people are saying.

[Newest Reality]

3. Is that...

Is that the code word for a Depends change?

[msongs]

4. so is our woman yamiche gonna broadcast this campaign rally and pretend its news? nt

[onethatcares]

5. he going to introduce

Yo Semite Sam as acting director of the National Park system. His staff is currently helping him pronounce "Sam"

[Frasier Balzov]

7. Today I signed an executive order

prohibiting vote-by-mail in any state where it was not offered in 2016.

[Goodheart]

8. You mean he now even needs somebody to help him put on his briefs?

That's sad.

[C_U_L8R]

9. He doesn't dare speak while the stock market is open.

People lose money every time he talks.