There will be no shitshow today because Tropical Storm Isaias

[malaise]

will be pelting DC with rain. and the Con is worried about lightning striking him dead for over 20,000 lies to date

[NanceGreggs]

1. There will also be no shitshow today ...

... due to the shit-shoveling generator being down for repairs.

Sometimes shit happens. Other times, it just doesn't - because the people that spew it run out of excuses for doing so.

[malaise]

2. Hehehehe

[NanceGreggs]

3. ...

[jaxexpat]

4. Oh, you guys.

[bucolic_frolic]

5. Judgment Day is coming

Or as Gerry Ford would have said, Judg-a-ment Day.

[malaise]

6. It's here

and damn it's fun to watch...it's like watching a snowman melt

[Tanuki]

8. Yep, it's getting biblical out there! Isaias, eh?

Isaiah 1:17:
Learn to do good; Seek justice, Rebuke the oppressor; Defend the fatherless, Plead for the widow.

[Fyrefox]

7. Not lies..."alternative truths!"

I wonder if Trump will suggest nuking this storm as he has other hurricanes...or perhaps we should inject the storm with massive amounts of bleach to "cure" it?

[gab13by13]

9. The tumbleweed that landed atop his head

looks even worse when rained on.