Hot off the presses!!!!!

[PCIntern]

Did you know:

Voting by mail, like windmills, causes cancer?

Election Day has been postponed for registered Democrats to Wednesday, November 4th?

Many years ago, Joe Biden had a hair issue Which he spent a lot of money to resolve? Has it occurred to you that Anyone who spends that much time concerned about his hair should not be trusted?

If a Democrat is an incumbent, he or she must have 60% of the vote total to remain in office? If a Republican is the incumbent, he or she only requires 40% to be reelected because R comes after D in the alphabet.

In the first half of the 21st-century only individuals whose first letter of his last name is in the second half of the alphabet may be president.

There are other restrictions as well.

[LiberalArkie]

1. Sounds totally reasonable.

We are still in Bazarro World, correct?