Write Willard Romney's Political Epitaph

[DemocratSinceBirth]

Poor Mitt
Was full of shit
Opened his mouth
And let out his inner twit

[Coyotl]

1. O.K.

Here lies a liar
Who did lie fairly well
Then sunk his own ship
With some truth on his lip

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

2. Please recycle....

all electronic waste appropriately.



Take out the batteries, disconnect the wires and take him down to the recycling center.!

[bowens43]

3. Who?

[JHB]

4. If it's all the same to you, I'll wait until November 7

Things are looking better, but we're not out of it yet.

"Great kid, don't get cocky"

[catbyte]

5. apologies...

Here in Michigan
Where trees are the right height
Willard said "Let Detroit die"
We all reply, "Bite
Me"

(Sorry)

[LiberalEsto]

6. The Tin Man's lyrics from Wizard of Oz

"When a man's an empty kettle he should be on his mettle,
And yet I'm torn apart.
Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kind-a-human,
If I only had a heart."

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

7. More like the Scarecrow...

Lately I've been thinkin
I could be another Lincoln
If I only had a brain.


An argument could be made for him lacking courage as well.

[rustydog]

10. We have a winner!

[Trailrider1951]

8. Here Lies Mitt's Lies

Choked to death on foot.

[HopeHoops]

9. "Apparently 1% isn't enough votes to win."

[Erose999]

11. Here lies the governor of Nantucket. Who told half the people to "suck it". They didn't like that

so his campaign fell flat. They took all the pride from his bucket.

(or something like that)

[nc4bo]

12. Ok - I suck at this but I'll try...

Best not set your own ambitions too high
nor forget that your money might buy
More than you expected
Your brain hath neglected
It's a long way to fall from the sky.



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[Arugula Latte]

13. "Orange you glad he's gone?"

[Arugula Latte]

14. "He flip-flopped. And then he just flopped."