I'm so glad my right wing nut neighbor is moving.

[JeffHead]

I've have lived next to him and his girlfriend for 10 years and never realized what racist, bigoted, homophobes they both are until "That One" was elected in 2008. It all started in the spring of 09 when he casually called Obama "that n****r in the White House" and it all went downhill from there. Kenyan, Muslim, Socialist, Communist, you name it I've heard it from these two for the last 3 and a half years. For instance after the ACA was passed my wife had a few health issues for a couple of months and the girlfriend told her " you better get all the health care you can now because, after Obamacare kicks in you'll get nothing" Now I'm a pretty mild mannered guy but, that made me just want to smack a bitch! In order to try and get along I've bitten my tongue so many times it's a miracle I can still talk. His house has been on the market for 2 years and about a month ago he told me he had a buyer. I didn't show much on the outside but on the inside I was in the end zone spiking the football and doing a touchdown dance that would have been flagged 15 yards for excessive celebration. A couple of weeks ago he asked me if I could help him on some home inspection issues he had so, me being an electrician, I fixed several thing on the list. All for nothing. Materials and labor all on me. A small price to pay to be rid of these two. Anyway, tomorrow when I watch that U-haul drive off into the sunset I'll be saying to myself Bon Voyage Assholes!!

P. S. They are moving to FloriDUH so they'll feel right at home in no time I'm sure.

[southernyankeebelle]

1. You should stick a Obama sticker on the back of the U-haul. That will show him.

[whistler162]

2. Wonder of thats the new home Karl Rove

bought. ;}

[immoderate]

3. I was rooting for you until...

You said where they were going. What part of Florida?

--imm

[JeffHead]

6. Somewhere around Boca Raton I think.

[immoderate]

10. About 20 miles from me. I'll be vigilant!

--imm

[SDjack]

4. Write a letter to the local voters registrar and give the date

they move. If they voted absentee ballot, it can be rejected. Also, don't mention the need to register in Florida. Maybe they will miss the deadline, if not already.

[JeffHead]

7. I don't think he votes

He also told me he Hates mitt Romney so, I wouldn't worry about him. I'm just glad to see him go!

[Warpy]

5. I am so lucky

All my neighbors are Democrats and skeptics. It's a pretty rough part of town, but that just makes it feel like home, I've always lived in rotten neighborhoods that gave more bang for the real estate buck.

People who feel entitled to be right wing assholes live elsewhere.

I hope your new neighbors are an improvement.

[progressivebydesign]

8. I'm unfortunately next door to tea baggers, but I'm moving back to sanity in California.

but i found out today that my boss is a right wing idiot. He foolishly chose to send out an email blast to the clients of one of his companies, about the "ACLU" and "political correctness" and so on. I would NEVER send anything like that to my clients.. what was he thinking?

[RagAss]

9. Shit...two more assholes here in Florida !

[Hoyt]

11. Great piece. Been through it. Now if a bunch of mine would move.

[Zoeisright]

12. Why would you help him for free?

Tell him to go fuck himself.

[JeffHead]

13. Anything to get rid of him.

I did ask him just yesterday how does it feel to be a moocher? (he is 73 and on SS and Medicare) He said "What are you talking about?" He only watches Faux so called news so I doubt he even knows that he is one of the 47% Mitt just labeled as parasites and moochers just living off the govt teat. His narrow mindedness and blind stupidity has been on full display for too long and I am just glad to see him go.