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BROKEN: Trump Forms New Political Party
Washington, July 25, 2020
President Donald Trump To Officially Launch New Political Party
by
Knott Reilly Sirius
Erstwhile Republican President Donald J. Trump, after expressing discontent with the traditional Republican Party, today announced the formation of a new Political party for 2021 and beyond. This new party, named the Sociopathic Party, will encompass both the right wing of the Republican Party, along with the less than influential Illibertarian Party. In his announcement, POTUS Trump said, "We must have a new party that truly reflects my philosophy and temperament. The Sociopathic Party, which should never be called the "Sociopath Party," will draw people from the Toxic Radical Democrat Party as well as those in my base who have given up on the Republican Party, which has failed completely to live up to my expectations. Sad."
He continued, "Even if I loose in 2020, which will never happen, I'll be back in 2024 to run under the Sociopathic Party banner. You won't get rid of me so easily, I can tell you that. I hate to say, but Sociopaths will rule the world soon, and I can't wait. Together, we can turn this country and the entire world under and start over fresh. It will be something the like of which has never been seen. Beautiful!"
President Donald Trump To Officially Launch New Political Party
by
Knott Reilly Sirius
Erstwhile Republican President Donald J. Trump, after expressing discontent with the traditional Republican Party, today announced the formation of a new Political party for 2021 and beyond. This new party, named the Sociopathic Party, will encompass both the right wing of the Republican Party, along with the less than influential Illibertarian Party. In his announcement, POTUS Trump said, "We must have a new party that truly reflects my philosophy and temperament. The Sociopathic Party, which should never be called the "Sociopath Party," will draw people from the Toxic Radical Democrat Party as well as those in my base who have given up on the Republican Party, which has failed completely to live up to my expectations. Sad."
He continued, "Even if I loose in 2020, which will never happen, I'll be back in 2024 to run under the Sociopathic Party banner. You won't get rid of me so easily, I can tell you that. I hate to say, but Sociopaths will rule the world soon, and I can't wait. Together, we can turn this country and the entire world under and start over fresh. It will be something the like of which has never been seen. Beautiful!"
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