Natural Selection....

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[I_UndergroundPanther]

1. If I was standing by her

I would have farted my ass off silently acting oblivious,than walk away.

Waiting for her to walk headlong into it.
Hehe..

[mr_lebowski]

2. Lady, I'm pretty sure that if you sharted, your pants would keep me from being crapped on ...

Which is a far more appropriate analogy.

[Laelth]

4. Precisely. n/t

-Laelth

[chowder66]

3. Then she should stop wearing pants to make her point.

[Blue_true]

5. People like that.

Why don’t they find right wing eating places and leave the rest of us alone.

They have clatter-trap logic. Gases are measured in Angstroms ranging into the hundreds. Viruses are measured in many thousands of Angstroms. Size does matter.

[Demonaut]

6. they protect others from a shart

[Blue_true]

7. They don't get the concept of gas molecule size versus complex solid sizes.

Someone should have told her “lady, why don’t you go home, take off your pants and fart as much as you want, then come back and talk to us about whether your house ends up smelling like shit”.