2020: The bad hair year.

[Baitball Blogger]

I just thought of a great new social distancing game, for those times where we have to make exceptions and meet with family members. You know, like funerals and weddings.

Since we know how these family gatherings can be difficult because of political affiliations, why don't they make hand-held thermometers in the shape of a gun that shoots out a red light (mimicking a laser light), so we can aim it at that difficult uncle's forehead and tell him we're just checking his temperature. It's a courtesy in these times, and a stress releaser.