*sigh* It is just as good.

[Nevilledog]

[Dem2theMax]

1. At least Santa would try.

[Laelth]

2. It might be more effective, actually. n/t

-Laelth

[lame54]

3. Trump's wish would be to spray it down every chimney

[Bernardo de La Paz]

4. Santa Claus practices social distancing since you don't see him distribute the presents. . nt

[Nevilledog]

5. That's not what the elves say.

[ProfessorGAC]

6. Well, There's All That Lap Sitting

Santa's a big dude, but his thighs ain't 6 feet long!

[rurallib]

7. wishing it would go away is official Trump administration policy

[gratuitous]

8. Ms. Mercieca? Yeah, Chad calling from the White House

We've heard your 7 year old daughter has a plan for dealing with Covid-19, and wonder if she would like a spot on the president's advisory board. See, we're about to lose Dr. Fauci because he's so wrong all the time, and we're looking for a suitable replacement. Now, you're daughter may be a weensy bit advanced for reporting to the president, so I'll ask you: Can she dumb down her presentations?

[Nevilledog]

9. *snicker*