Imagine a Vaccine Has Been Developed

[lame54]

Now imagine you are in the doctors office
He fills a syringe
He is about to inject you
You see the vial that he set down on the counter
It reads Trump Vaccine

What do you do?

[Miguelito Loveless]

1. I have no intention of taking any vaccine developed

under Trump.

[magicarpet]

2. Run,.. screaming and hollering you would rather die.

[kairos12]

3. Does it come with a free Trump steak?

[lame54]

5. It's the Trump Steaks of vaccines

[ProfessorGAC]

4. Question Can't Be Answered

Who developed it? Who is producing it?
It's not going to say "Trump Vaccine".
But, if you mean will I take a vaccine against COVID developed by reputable professionals and produced by a reputable manufacturer?
Then, yes.

[lame54]

6. That's not what I meant at all

[ProfessorGAC]

9. If You Meant...

...a vaccine to inoculate against PINO, then no.
It's far too late!!!

[lame54]

10. I meant the Trump brand...

Of anything should send you screaming from the room

[ProfessorGAC]

13. Got Ya!

But, I'm not sure his brand is going onto many new products.
The name now evokes skull & crossbones. Like poison.
Sorry, I thought this was another post tenuously close to antivax because of it being worked on while PINO is in office.
That concern seems a little CTish.
I misinterpreted your intent.

[Efilroft Sul]

7. That vaccine would probably be an expensive placebo.

[Dem2theMax]

8. Run like hell in the other direction.

Wait for one that says 'Merkel' or 'Trudeau' on it.

[Initech]

11. If Trump were in charge of distributing a vaccine...

He'd put states in competition with each other over doses and bait the rest of us who don't get it the same way a jockey dangles a carrot in front of a horse.

[First Speaker]

12. I'll wait for the Acme Brand Vaccine...