Trump Administration Plants 137,000 Corpses In Fauci's Bed To Frame Him For Coronavirus Deaths
Ok, anyone who needs to know up front this is satire is seriously humor impaired.
WASHINGTONPlacing an anonymous phone call to report a foul smell emitting from the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases directors home, officials from the Trump administration reportedly planted 137,000 corpses in Anthony Faucis bed Monday to frame him for the countrys coronavirus deaths.
We finally got the guy responsible for coronavirus, said White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany, who cited police reports that found information on the coronavirus dating back to January on Faucis laptop. Police had good reason to believe Fauci is the perpetrator of Covid-19 after linking him to past pandemics.
They found hundreds of video interviews where he relentlessly talked about coronavirus. Hed clearly developed some kind of obsession. You know, 130,000 dead bodies dont just appear by accident. At press time, authorities suspected that Fauci was working with an accomplice after the coronavirus death toll continued to increase despite his arrest.
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