I may sign up for trump texts if I become bored for amusement but some sound so demanding 😳

[lunasun]

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[HotTeaBag]

1. I signed up for them and they are hilarious.

I've been offered FREE Reagan/Trump coin sets ONLY 50 MADE !!!!...for a donation.

And countless texts telling me that if I SEND MONEY IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES that Trump will give me a 5X MATCH !!!!

Or, that I've been selected as A TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOT and Trump is COUNTING on me to SAVE AMERICA FROM THE RADICAL LEFT !!!!

It's fun.

[Newest Reality]

2. You ARE...

You ARE AN AMAZING PERSON and IMPORTANT to the very big cause!!!!

ACT NOW! WE NEED YOUR HELP. REALLY! PLEASE? WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF ANNOYING MESSAGE IDEAS. DO YOU HAVE ANY TO SHARE? OH, COME ON. REPLY TODAY AND YOU WILL RECEIVE A SHEET OF GENUINE, TRUMP TOILET PAPER, WORN AND SIGNED BY THE PRESIDENT HIMSELF!

(Help, I am being held captive in a Russian text troll farm and being beaten and starved to death.)

[Mike 03]

5. Eventually he'll send threats:

"I've checked the list Don Jr. gave me of donors and I don't see your name on it. SAD! I'd hate for the IRS to have to audit you this year!"

[HotTeaBag]

8. Yep, pretty much.

They get more and more breathless with each passing text - and I get about four or five a day.

It's great though, I get texts from Don Jr., Eric and PRESIDENT TRUMP HIMSELF !!!!!111!!!!11!!!!!

[lunasun]

3. Hurry !! Why is he counting on you ? I thought he alone could fix everything 🙄

I wonder how much $$ they have made off the trumphumpers with the text message scams

[Mike 03]

4. This does sound funny.

[keithbvadu2]

6. Why didn't I see your name? You will as soon as we see your taxes as you gave your word to do.

Why didn't I see your name? You will as soon as we see your taxes as you gave your word to do.

You have my word on it.

[blogslut]

7. Follow Ed Asner on Twitter

@TheOnlyEdAsner

He's been having a lot of fun with those texts:

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