I have recommended this be made into a big poster and put up in my office in Dallas

[DFW]

I'm not optimistic, but they might do it...............

[diva77]

1. "Vote Nov. 3rd or Casket"

[regnaD kciN]

2. Frankly, I find "Click It or Ticket" so annoying...

...that I reflexively unbuckle my seatbelt for the next couple of miles every time I see one of those signs.

So I don't think it will have much of an effect.

[Skittles]

3. LOL

are you being serious?

[KS Toronado]

4. Reminds me of all the posters at work which read "SAFETY LAST"

Can never be too careful.

[Skittles]

6. when I was learning how to drive

my dad knew better than to warn a teenager about death, when advising to buckle up......he'd say IMAGINE LIVING WITH A HEAD INJURY and knowing I would not have that if I had just buckled up......that did the trick

[KS Toronado]

8. Every time I was getting ready to do anything that required safety glasses or a face shield

My Dad would say "Seeing eye dogs are only a couple hundred thousand dollars"

[Skittles]

25. heh your dad knew how to get results too!

sign in the military:

DO NOT LOOK INTO LASER WITH REMAINING EYE

[KelleyKramer]

9. What do you do when you see a don't drink and drive sign?

Asking for a friend

[snowybirdie]

11. Bless your heart

Where do you drive? I'll be sure to avoid it.

[DFW]

19. The first ine is a little antiquated

It has to be considered in the context of a time when a requirement to fasten a seatbelt was a novelty.

It still sounded better than "put it on or we'll clean you out."

[Grokenstein]

5. Still can't believe how many of my co-workers won't mask.

Thankfully, I've been able to steer well clear of the ones who don't, so there hasn't been any argument with management...yet.

My supervisor: Nothing. Not even faking it. Acts like he wants someone to say something.
My lead: Face shield (turned up); mask (on chin). Why even fucking bother, you stupid bastard.
Union shop stewards: Last seen spreading misinformation about "trapped second-hand air" and "masks don't work." Idiots.
My six primary co-workers, Thursday: Four masked (some intermittently), two with nothing.
Me: Cloth mask on top of gaiter--and they don't leave my face until I get home, except to eat lunch.

The kicker is, I work the bagroom of an international airport--possibly the hottest "hot spot" outside of a wet market or a meat packing plant. We finally got emails today "clarifying" mask requirements inside AND outside the passenger-accessible areas; previous messages said they were only required inside. Did someone think COVID-19 gets stopped at the security checkpoints, then finally change their mind?

Now let's see if this new requirement is actually enforced. There's supposed to be a big fine for violations...but when management is stomping around all day without even a mask in "facelift" mode, I don't have a lot of faith.

[DFW]

17. It's not pleasant, especially if you wear glasses (and I do)

But when it's a life-or-death situation (and no one can tell you in advance if it isn't), you gotta be nuts to not wear it. Do these people (who refuse) think that everyone with a mask is a fan of Hannibal Lecter, or what?

[flotsam]

23. If you wear eyeglasses and a mask...

...you may be entitled to condensation!

[Nevilledog]

24. *snort*

[DFW]

26. I didn't even have to ask. It was provided free of charge.

Talk about dew process!

[flotsam]

27. I love a good

hit and pun post!

[47of74]

7. Those don't work on me.

I hope to be around for another half century but if the disease did take me I’d be upstairs with my family again. So signs like this don’t have the same effect on me.

[DFW]

16. As they say in Bordeaux

Chacun à son goût

[FakeNoose]

10. That's a good one, this is my favorite

There's probably a high-res version of this somewhere on the internet.
Maybe the irony is lost on Texans though, I'm not sure.

[DFW]

14. It certainly appeals to THIS Texan

If I had it, I'd put that one up, too

[Tom Rinaldo]

12. I might entertain a return to my former line of work

just to find reasons to enter that office if you manage to get that placed there

[DFW]

15. Now that you mention it, seeing as how you and I are/were in a similar line of work

Our office (we recently moved) has a mask requirement so stringent that refusing to wear it while on the premises has been declared as grounds for dismissal.

Some employee (I didn't recognize the name) even put up a Facebook post singing the praises of his/her employer (i.e. us) for being so thorough, understanding, and employee-friendly. During the worst in late March-Mid April, we furloughed about 15% of the workforce, but fired no one, kept everyone on health insurance, and planned to do for way longer than ended up being necessary. When we had our first confirmed positive test of an employee for COVID-19, we tested everyone on-site in Dallas twice. The first time turned up 3 new positive results, the second round, 8 more. That makes a total of 12 out of about 450, and everyone that CAN work from home is doing so.

[Tom Rinaldo]

18. I can't give your firm enough credit for that type of behavior

It is highly admirable. Maybe they will actually put up that poster.

[DFW]

20. It's certainly conceivable.

The top brass was always open to suggestions like that. Not typical Texans, but, then, we never were.

[MoonRiver]

13. Fantastic!

[dawg day]

21. That's great!

Mask it or Casket!

[DFW]

22. I only wish that were just a little less accurate.

Who wants the fastest flourishing line of business in your country to be the local undertaker?