WH press briefing

[soothsayer]

Coming up.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Thanks for the warning. I'll be cleaning litter boxes instead.

Less shit to deal with.

[sop]

2. Kayleigh McEnany will perform a sequel to Sean Spicer's post-inauguration crowd size gaslighting.

[Proud liberal 80]

3. Wonder how they are going to spin the Tulsa crowd

Another Sean Spicer moment

[dalton99a]

4. The president LOVES small crowds

[Cirque du So-What]

5. Last time I saw a mouth like that

it had a hook in it.

[secondwind]

6. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Cirque du So-What]

8. At least I think it was a hook

Coulda been something else.

[Ghost of Tom Joad]

27. Was she a model for those plastic dolls?

[sop]

7. I can't stop thinking of Reese Witherspoon's character in Legally Blonde whenever I see McEnany.

Kayleigh's a really smart young woman (Georgetown and Harvard Law grad), but having to shill for Trump, and make sense of his lies during these WH briefings, would make anyone come off like a blonde bimbo.

[soothsayer]

9. Georgetown is big on ethics

I guess she missed that.

[Arazi]

19. McEnany is a devout evangelical who believes Trump is ordained by God

She's allowed to do whatever it takes to help him succeed. So is Pompeo and Perry. Barr is a fundy Catholic who also believes in doing whatever it takes to help Trump succeed.

Here's a good (terrifying) article
https://www.latimes.com/opinion/story/2020-06-14/donald-trump-st-johns-church-white-evangelicals-campaign-2020-pandemic-protest

[lunatica]

44. If god has chosen you it doesn't matter how stupid you are.

It’s not that they think Trump is a great man. It’s that he’s chosen by god, and who are they to judge? Believing in the odd ways that god acts in implementing his grand plan requires no logic or objectivity. Contradictions are just part of how god does things.

[soothsayer]

10. She's on

Talking about weekend violence. “Democrat run nyc, 1 shooting per hour” and slamming CHOP. Anarchists.

Defund police bad.

[soothsayer]

11. Q. Prez slowed testing?

No

[soothsayer]

12. Q. What did he mean when he said it

More testing = more cases. Made in jest.

[soothsayer]

43. W. Should you joke about the virus

Joking about media

[soothsayer]

13. Q. Has the Pres delayed testing money?

No, leading the world on testing

[soothsayer]

14. Q. Called himself least racist person in world, why say king flu?

Linking it to China, that’s all.

[soothsayer]

15. Kung flu

[soothsayer]

16. Q. That's offensive. WH doesn't think so?

Media’s fault

[soothsayer]

17. Q. Berman -- why fired? Prez?

Prez wanted to nominate Clayton, Barr had to get Berman out of the way to keep him in government

[soothsayer]

45. Clayton wants to work in ny, so Berman had to go

[soothsayer]

18. Q. But Pres didn't fire him? Was prez involved

Yes he was involved

[soothsayer]

20. Q. Prez did not deny slowing testing today

He used the opportunity to say how great our testing is

[soothsayer]

21. Q. Cnn dies not say Kung flu

Says China virus, same thing

[soothsayer]

22. Q. Why fire Berman if Clayton not confirmed

Because.

[soothsayer]

23. Q. China trade deal. Not living up to it. When will prez sanction China's?

I’ll get back to you.

[soothsayer]

24. Q. Tulsa crowd size?

He was very pleased, not mad at all.

[lpbk2713]

49. I heard he raised holy hell behind closed doors.

He looked like a no talent jerk.       And that's appropriate.

[soothsayer]

25. Q. Gonna change events?

Ask campaign

[soothsayer]

26. Q. Who is most senior person dedicated to coronavirus?

No one.

[soothsayer]

28. Q. Dies he regret saying Kung flu?

Never

[soothsayer]

29. Q. Who dies prez see as legit venezuela leader?

Reads his tweet

[soothsayer]

30. Now slamming Bolton book and Bolton

[soothsayer]

31. All of which sounds like it could be describing trump

[soothsayer]

32. Q. Was Berman fires cuz investigations?

Nope

[soothsayer]

33. Q. Is Pres worried that virus spreading?

Nah, weekend fatality number low (note: it always is), birx says catching earlier

[soothsayer]

34. Q. Confed statues?

They want to take down ghandi!

[soothsayer]

35. Q. Kung flu - kellysnne Conway said offensive and wrong

Prez just tying it to China

[soothsayer]

36. Q. Bolton's book naughty?

Heck yeah, it was a bad thing to write. Very serious. Classified.

[soothsayer]

37. Q. Venezuela?

Reads tweet again. Obama. Biden complimented his hair (dictator)

[soothsayer]

38. Whopping 7.7M viewers watched rally on fox

[soothsayer]

41. Ha! She said "big numbers"

Must have gotten that note from drumpf!

[mahatmakanejeeves]

46. Yesterday it was 4 million. This morning it was 6.7 million. Pretty soon, we'll be up in the

"jobs created by Ivanka" - osphere.

[leftyladyfrommo]

39. Is there a reason she holds these press conferences?

Is there a reason anyone bothers to go?

[soothsayer]

42. Right? Ridiculous

[soothsayer]

40. And she's gone

[Marrah_Goodman]

47. Pass the popcorn

[soothsayer]

48. Oh one other annoying goal-post moving claim

She said prez had saved us from a predicted 3 million deaths.

3 million?

[SoonerPride]

50. I'm glad a lot of press asked about that fucing racist bullshit "kung fu" nonsense.

"just tying to to China" my ASS.

fuck you and fuck your boss!

[soothsayer]

51. Yeah, a lot of them asked and asked