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TULSA (The Borowitz Report)Stung by the paltry turnout at his Saturday-night rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma, Donald J. Trumps campaign has announced plans to hold his next rally in the bunker beneath the White House.
In announcing the rally, Brad Parscale, the chairman of Trumps reëlection campaign, denied that the choice of venue reflected a tepid level of enthusiasm to see the candidate speak.
The bunker holds forty people, Parscale said. That is a much larger seating capacity than Joe Bidens basement.
Despite the choice of such an intimate venue, however, Trump campaign sources are privately worried that they may have difficulty filling the bunker.
According to one source, Jared Kushner spent all of Sunday morning on the phone begging people to attend the bunker rally.
All of Jareds friends said theyre coming, so thats five seats right there, the source said.
Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-to-hold-next-rally-in-bunker
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keithbvadu2
(36,887 posts)With room for the buffet table.
Rhiannon12866
(205,898 posts)Gothmog
(145,496 posts)KY_EnviroGuy
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Rhiannon12866
(205,898 posts)KY_EnviroGuy
(14,494 posts)Rhiannon, have a great Monday and thanks for another Borowitzing!
KY........ ........
Rhiannon12866
(205,898 posts)Thanks, my friend! A little humor never hurts, especially now!
doc03
(35,363 posts)Rhiannon12866
(205,898 posts)It appears that the worm may have turned...
doc03
(35,363 posts)Rhiannon12866
(205,898 posts)I hadn't seen one Trump sign until I drove up there and there were yards full of them! And I'm in New York, but that was a seasonal rural community. I haven't been back, I'm just hoping that they've come to their senses in almost 4 years!
marble falls
(57,172 posts)this time.
jayschool2013
(2,313 posts)rumleyfips
(27 posts)Why ? Were the phone booths all in use ?