Pres. Trump was disappointed to see you didn't activate your MID MONTH 5X-MATCH!

[Alex4Martinez]

Oh FUCK, I'm in Trouble!

Fortunately, he "He personally extended my deadline for 3 HOURS"



I signed up for the big rally just to fuck with them.
I don't check the junk email account but am getting text messages, which amuse me:

Your code is 59424 or tap on this link to confirm your number: http://djt.app/v/asshole

It's Pres. Trump's birthday! He works so hard for America. Let's surprise him with a RECORD $10 MILLION in 1 day! All gifts tripled for 1 HOUR: bit.ly/3cUEwyz4

We're so close to our HUGE Birthday Goal! Pres. Trump will ask if you stepped up or not, friend. ALL GIFTS 4X-MATCHED FOR 1 HOUR. Donate: bit.ly/2B75OznL

Pres. Trump: WOW! My birthday was the biggest fundraising day EVER. To say THANK YOU, I'm 5X-MATCHING all your gifts for 1 HOUR! Claim yours NOW: bit.ly/3huDQzml

Pres Trump: 5 years ago today I launched my campaign. Do you still stand with me in 2020, friend? ALL GIFTS 5X-MATCHED for 1 HOUR. Donate: bit.ly/3d8GzNp

Don. Jr: My father selected YOU, friend, to be the donor who CRUSHES our $15 MILLION GOAL. If you donate in NEXT HOUR, he'll 5X-MATCH it: bit.ly/2AywEzW1

Pres. Trump was disappointed to see you didn't activate your MID MONTH 5X-MATCH! He personally extended your deadline for 3 HOURS. Donate NOW: bit.ly/3d8nsz7Z

Pres Trump: Dems sued to SHUT DOWN our rally! They hate Trump supporters like you, friend. ANY GIFT 5X-MATCHED TO FIGHT BACK! Donate: bit.ly/3d9fBzXB

Rally Defense Donation: MISSING! Dems tried to SHUT DOWN our rally! Pres. Trump needs you to fight back! Donate by MIDNIGHT for a 5X-MATCH: bit.ly/3d9nzOen

[chia]

1. I've been both fascinated and repulsed by Trump's emails for months now

[SledDriver]

2. What does it mean 5x-match?

5x your donation? Matched by whom?

[Alex4Martinez]

3. Well, according to Don Jr., who sent a personal reply....

His father will match my donation, 5:1.

When you're appealing to MAGA fans, creating fundraising is easy a lie, I mean pie.