The Password Is: Omnidirectionally.

[Stallion]

Link to tweet

?s=20

[LunaSea]

1. This post needs a warning label.

Just, eww.

[elleng]

5. Yes it does!

[Under The Radar]

2. How is that a Walter Reid emergency?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. Parody account.

[CMYK]

3. TMI

That is too much information.
(Okay, I do think it's a little interesting and it explains a lot, but eww.)

[riversedge]

4. unrealMaryTrump. gross. wish I could unread this.

[malaise]

10. He won't know which one - bring on the ridicule

[Newest Reality]

6. Are you tired?

Are you tired of constantly excreting omnidirectionaly in public? Try new, President's Choice Deluxe Depend Undergarments. They are guaranteed to catch it all discretely while you take care of your important Dictator's duties. Don't let loss of control slow down your tyranny.

(I am President Donald J. Trump and I approve this..nngggguh, ahhh...message!)

Note: Rumor has it that Trump is suing the company for a failure to prevent leaks.

?w=700

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. It's obviously a parody account, but pretty funny in a disgusting way,

and not entirely unbelievable.

[malaise]

9. This is going to be so freaking delicious

Bring it on - no wonder the USA ran out of toilet paper

Get your snacks

[Blue Owl]

21. He ain't nothin' but a shithound

He ain't nothin' but a shithound,
Cryin' all the time
He ain't nothin' but a shithound,
Cryin' all the time
Well, he ain't never changed his diaper,
And he ain't no friend of mine...

[Frustratedlady]

11. Is she taking early sign-ups for her book? With this tweet, I'd say her book should be explosive.

Pun intended.

I think all those years of being screwed out of her father's full share of the estate are calling for revenge and she (obviously) isn't going to fudge on details.

Should be interesting.

[maveric]

12. And he's SO full of shit too. Nasty.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. This is a parody account, not the real Mary Trump.

[Frustratedlady]

14. Oh, shoot. I just saw the "un" in the tweet.

That said, I would still hope that she will come forth with a lot of information on The Donald. God only knows, there's a lot of material to be had. I still think his childhood will explain a lot. Surely, her dad let loose with some stories.

[Different Drummer]

23. Yep, the book is available for pre-order.

DD

[DAMANgoldberg]

15. I'm old...

When I first saw the OP, the first thing that came into my mind was the late Allen Ludden in a hushed voice for the viewers at home. The password is... #justsayin

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Password_(game_show)

[tinrobot]

16. Hilarious, and I supect she's just getting started.

This is gonna get good.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

17. THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT! It's not real!

Come on, folks. It isn't the real Mary Trump. Whatever is in her book will be horrifying enough.

[PCIntern]

18. All I can say is

Holy Shit.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

19. It's a parody account.

Maybe Trump loads up his Depends, but this isn't the real Mary Trump saying so.

[PCIntern]

20. I know

But you know what?

It’s a guilty pleasure.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

22. LOL, fair enough!

I expect the real one to come up with material that's just as disturbing.

[Traildogbob]

24. Now we know where all the toilet paper went,

[Canoe52]

25. Never said this before but really wish I could unread that.