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TheMastersNemesis

(10,602 posts) Sun Sep 16, 2012, 09:09 PM Sep 2012

Come The Rapture Pulease Take All These Damned Fundies And Republicans ......

I need to have a nice planet to live on.

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Come The Rapture Pulease Take All These Damned Fundies And Republicans ...... (Original Post) TheMastersNemesis Sep 2012 OP

OK, here's my favorite Rapture response... cr8tvlde Sep 2012 #1

I second that madokie Sep 2012 #2

lol riverwalker Sep 2012 #3

Waiting for The Onion rapture story. longship Sep 2012 #4

cr8tvlde

(1,185 posts)

1. OK, here's my favorite Rapture response...

Reply to TheMastersNemesis (Original post)

Sun Sep 16, 2012, 09:10 PM

Sep 2012

I think it already happened!!!

madokie

(51,076 posts)

2. I second that

Reply to TheMastersNemesis (Original post)

Sun Sep 16, 2012, 09:11 PM

Sep 2012

riverwalker

(8,694 posts)

3. lol

Reply to TheMastersNemesis (Original post)

Sun Sep 16, 2012, 10:38 PM

Sep 2012

some people of earth imagine God to be a giant celestial vacumn cleaner with a dust filter that only sucks up fundies.

longship

(40,416 posts)

4. Waiting for The Onion rapture story.

Reply to TheMastersNemesis (Original post)

Mon Sep 17, 2012, 12:44 AM

Sep 2012

But all I found was "Rapture Wreaks Havoc on Local Book Club" http://www.theonion.com/articles/rapture-wreaks-havoc-on-local-book-club,5603/

Nothing political yet. Damn!

I will keep looking there. In the meantime I will go over to the only other reliable news source, according to the indisputable Men in Black. Yes, that's right, the Weekly World News. Here it is: NBC to Broadcast Doomsday.

You heard it here first.

But what if there was a progressive rapture. The Republicans would be so screwn! They couldn't do anything. And we'd all be looking down from above laughing and laughing and laughing.

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