Trump just tweeted he wants a new, updated RNC platform - "short form, if possible"

[highplainsdem]

Link to tweet

I can think of a short-form and accurate Trump-GOP platform:

Racists R Us




Jeff Tiedrich's suggestion:

Link to tweet

[soothsayer]

1. He doesn't like the one that condemns the current president?

Well to be fair, Jared was very busy solving probs in the Middle East, organizing PPE, and curing police racism to focus on the platform. Slipped through the cracks.

[riversedge]

2. Trump short form is one page large font with lots of pictures

[Renew Deal]

3. Lots of pictures too

[imanamerican63]

15. With a sharpie pen!

[rickford66]

4. More pictures

[dalton99a]

5. "Trump is America's God-chosen savior"

is all that need

[soothsayer]

6. A simple platform for simple minds

[Thomas Hurt]

7. Two-word newspeak in four or five bullets.

Genius Trump
Fake News
The Wall
COVID Hoax
Russher Hoax
Deep State
Abortion Ban


you get the idea...perfect for the stupid magical thinkers...create your own.

[NCjack]

8. Hey Trump: support Ukraine in her fight against fascist Putin.

[smb]

9. Uh-Oh, Somebody Told Him About The Screwup...

...where the just decided to use the 2016 platform again and forgot to edit out all the denunciations of what "the current Administration" is doing.

[blaze]

11. Oh!! Hahaha. Probably true! nt

[blaze]

10. "I need a new divisive catch phrase!!!!" nt

[IADEMO2004]

12. Repubican Party hasn't nominated a presidential candidate either dipshit.

Full steam ahead Trumptanic.

"I'm Asshole of the world"

[imanamerican63]

13. They had better be careful!

The platform may collapse due Trump’s 255 lbs of wasted mass?

[Wounded Bear]

14. "We're not prejudiced, we hate everybody equally"...nt

[VOX]

16. R's can easily recycle Orwell: "War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."

Orwell wrote “1984” as a cautionary tale, but Republicans are longtime practitioners of Newspeak. And now they’re acting on it.

[TheCowsCameHome]

17. I hope his platform has a trap door in it.

[yellowcanine]

18. I thought he favored long form vault copies. Oh wait.

That is just Obama's birth certificate. Never mind.

[leftyladyfrommo]

19. I thought Jared was working on that. nt

[SoonerPride]

20. Make it a slogan that I can put on a hat and sell to these rubes!

[Victor_c3]

21. I can help with that

Fuck the poor
Fuck the old people
Fuck the working class people
Fuck the middle class
Fuck the environment
Fuck the uninsured
Fuck documented and undocumented foreign workers
Fuck our allies
Fuck veterans
Fuck small business
Fuck the economy
Fuck any sort of decorum