#CountriesObamaAbandoned

[Coexist]

mm62 ?@markm1962
Looked the other way and smirked as Atlantis sank. #CountriesObamaAbandoned

anibundel ?@anibundel
Obama's abandonment of Westeros to the Lannister clan is nothing short of criminal. #countriesObamaAbandoned #cheneygeography

Al D'Amario ?@aldamario
Has President Obama even TRIED to find Atlantis? #CountriesObamaAbandoned

[nolabear]

1. LOL! Santorum was right. We do have all the smart elites on our side.

[Spazito]

2. LOL, I love how, thanks to twitter, there is almost instantaneous reaction to stupidity!

I hope #CountriesObamaAbandoned starts trending!

[Coexist]

3. me too...

add some if you feel the inclination!

[Spazito]

5. I don't tweet....yet...

have been thinking more often about getting an account, not quite ready yet but love it when great tweets like the one in your OP are posted here.

Edited to add:

This is what I might have tweeted:

It's all Obama's fault Shangri-La is isolated!

[Coexist]

7. its fun!

jump right in

[Voice for Peace]

20. He should have paid more attention to Brigadoon

[Spazito]

31. LOL! Good one!

[L0oniX]

4. Freedonia...

[freshwest]

6. Haha! He's also abandoned the future Titanic:

http://www.freedomship.com/

[GoCubsGo]

12. After they started that war with Sylvania...

...our relations went downhill. Can't blame the President for that one.

[Voice for Peace]

21. And WHY did Constantinople get the works?

According to Obama
that's nobody's business but the Turks.

[hifiguy]

59. Well, that Sylvanian guy did call President Firefly

an upstart.

Just wait til I get through with it!

[pinboy3niner]

8. More tweets...

brx0 ?@brx0
#CountriesObamaAbandoned Did nothing while Alderaan got blown up. Also Vulcan, in that weird alternate timeline.

Tom Doran ?@portraitinflesh
Stood idly by as Narnia was attacked by vicious Calormenes (with homemade rockets). #countriesObamaabandoned

Sam Cook, III ?@SamuelCookIII
Obama has broken America's special bond with Mesopotamia. #CountriesObamaAbandoned

Iveta Cherneva ?@IvetaCherneva
Where was he when our allies in Sparta needed help? #CountriesObamaAbandoned

[ProSense]

11. .

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

29. What about the planet Krypton? He stood by and let it explode.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

37. You forgot Pandora!!!

He let those native insurgents and that traitor soldier run our guys out! Oh and just for good measure, he lost Endor too! Damned Ewoks!

[Flatpicker]

9. not a tweeter myself.

Currently looking the other way while our jobs are being sent to Elbonia.

[AverageJoe90]

10. LMAO, man. xD

The Ice and Fire reference was especially hilarious......

[NBachers]

13. Obama turned his back while Captain Nemo blew up Volcania. Volcanians hate the USA now!!

Obama stood by while Krypton exploded- Jor El is Dead!

Obama abandoned the Lemurians to a watery grave!

[lastlib]

14. And he didn't do anything to stop Pangaea from breaking up, either!!

He didn't take action to stop the Vandals from sacking Rome, and italy has been an ally for centuries!

[Jamaal510]

15. And here I was thinking that Republicans were just con-artists.

Many of them (including Liz) genuinely believe the nonsense that comes out of their pie-holes. This gives Michele Bachmann's "Obama put us in Libya. He is now putting us in Africa" comment some competition for the dumbest comment in politics.

[riverwalker]

16. Thule and the land of Nod n/t

[RoccoR5955]

17. And it's Obama's fault that Gondwanaland split up! n/t

[bayareamike]

18. Let's be honest,

Obama's decision to cede the independent state of Funkytown to the Syrians will have devastating consequences.

[Flatpicker]

24. It's really bad

He even sold Electric Avenue to a Chinese conglomerate.

Now you have to pay a toll to rock on through.

[robinlynne]

28. oh no, not funkytown!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

38. Funkytown? What about the Land Of 1000 Dances?

&feature=related

[jerseyjack]

19. Oz.

[rhiannon55]

22. Well, he did let the pirates take over Neverland

Peter Pan is still pretty pissed about that....

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

23. Obama turned his back on the Twilight Zone, Michelle Bachmann's homeland

[Flatpicker]

25. And also

Obama has the Droids you have been looking for.

[Nye Bevan]

26. I wish he would focus on Metebelis 3 a little more (nt)

[DreamGypsy]

33. Right, The Dude is ignoring entire planets...

What has he done for Tralfamadore lately? Getting in touch with the ancient multi-dimensional beings that control all aspects of human life including social affairs and politics could really help the economy.

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=&imgrefurl=http://angels-advocate.deviantart.com/art/Tralfamadorian-79299598&h=1123&w=720&sz=116&tbnid=ZjA1rn717LjA0M:&tbnh=92&tbnw=59&zoom=1&usg=__2z9lhu35ilqnPL1e1nKjg78V3_M=&docid=CScGSl6D1DeE2M&hl=en&sa=X&ei=W5lWULG_MMX9iwKQzYGQAQ&ved=0CCUQ9QEwAg&dur=1226

[Liberalagogo]

27. Let us not forget

That Obama was not present and offered no support at the Battle of Hogwarts!

[abelenkpe]

43. :) nt

[Warren DeMontague]

54. Good point.

Welcome to DU!

[Jennicut]

30. And what did Obama ever do for Middle Earth?

What is to become of Gondor and Rohan?

He knows magic, after all.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

32. Obama let Freddie run loose on Elm Street

[TalkingDog]

34. My 2 cents

The Island of Misfit Toys is very disappointed. #CountriesObamaAbandoned Did anybody ever figure out what was wrong with Dolly?

[Aerows]

35. The SHIRE IS BURNING

It takes Peregrin Took to save it!

A FOOL of a Took.

[Aerows]

36. The Two Rivers were overrun by Trollocs

And Obama abandoned them to Perrin Goldeneyes and a pair of Aes Sedai. I mean, really. You abandoned it to witches and a man that talks to wolves, Obama?

[Aerows]

39. Aydindril is overrun

by the Blood of the Fold. You leave a handful of Mord-Sith, a Confessor and the Bringer of Death to handle it by themselves?

[Aerows]

40. Pandora!

But we all know how that turned out, don't we? Just leave an Avatar alone, and that gets all screwed up, with no unobtanium for the US of A.

Dammit.

[RichGirl]

41. What about the Garden of Eden....

Which....according to Mormans...was in Missouri. Did Obama even try to warn Adam to not eat the apple. I don't think so. If he'd done what he was suppose to we could all be walking around naked and not have to spend money on clothes and little children in China wouldn't be pricking their fingers sewing our clothes.

[Aerows]

42. I still say

that Darth Vader had nothing to do with it. The obliteration of Alderann was Obama's fault.

[Aristus]

44. Obama ignored Fantastic Planet, and then all that kinky Draag-sex started!...

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

45. Obama abandoned the constellation Taurus before a star supernovaed creating the Crab Nebula

in 1054 AD.

[jberryhill]

46. The Pomeranians

[theKed]

47. I'm appalled

to learn that Obama stood idly by while the Galactic Federation oppressed and tortured those poor Thetans. Is that the kind of foreign policy we want?

[oswaldactedalone]

48. What kind of a man cuts off

medical aid to the good people of Anemia. And his policy on removal of psychiatrists from Berzerkistan is unforgivable. It's my sincere hope that a Romney loss will send him and Ann to a long stay in Oblivia.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

49. And Obama turned his back on the Cuckoo's Nest and let people fly over it

Republicans love their Cuckoo's Nest

[pinboy3niner]

53. ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021355040

[Voice for Peace]

50. What about the Trojan Horse?

Obama should have anticipated and prevented that attack.

[Initech]

51. Obama abandoned Hogwarts.

[Liberalagogo]

52. See Post #27

nt

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

55. Transylvania is located near the southestern border of the old Czechoslovakia

in Romania. Transylvania, where the Cheney's have their old family castle.

[CTyankee]

60. But he let Ruritania collapse, along with its currency!

And Ruritania is right next to Transylvania (I think)...their currency was the fubar, but alas it is no more...

[JHB]

56. We have always been at war with Eastasia...

...because Obama declared war.

[JHB]

57. Obama abandoned Lilliput to the Blefuscu-backed insurgents...

He is also responsible for the diminished stature of Brobdingnagians, who are no longer routinely as tall as a church steeple.

[JHB]

58. Amercia! Obama abandoned Amercia!

Stand with Mitt! He'll give it a pick-me-up!

[porphyrian]

61. Kenia!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021362259

[rbrnmw]

62. He completely forgot the people of

The Empire of Gonadius Albonia