President Trump: "Thank goodness I'm in perfect shape."

[RandySF]

Link to tweet

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[milestogo]

1. Ah, the irony.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Technically, round is a shape,

but I wouldn't call him perfectly round. He's more of a lumpy oblate sphere.

[NurseJackie]

5. Haaaaaa!

[we can do it]

3. Amorphous blob?

[NRaleighLiberal]

4. the shape of an enormous stinky turd

[RestoreAmerica2020]

6. We need a laughter machine. I recall Rosie O'Donnell had a sound board

..e.g. laughter, crying, varied animal sounds etc., during taping of her talk show. Imo every dem pundit, leader when asked to respond to non-sensical word salad, or shock phrase of day from malevolent moron in WH. [Of course when appropriate.] Yet, for me a collective 'fuck you' from all humanity would be my preference! For now, found this..

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D1MuvNudeU5s&ved=2ahUKEwjg3MrM3-vpAhUXgp4KHWs_BnAQwqsBMAN6BAgJEB0&usg=AOvVaw3q2HWhC-ODevbcWbnGOWR3

[IcyPeas]

7. Dont look at this......