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The crowdfunds description was posted as follows.
This country is in mortal danger of nominating and perhaps even electing a blowhard, B-grade reality-TV celebrity to the highest office possible. What is truly alarming isnt so much that Donald J. Trump is stupid, and there is no doubt that he is a Class-A Moron, but what scares the living shit out of anyone with half a brain cell is that hes stoking violence against protesters. The response to him in Chicago did not spring up out of a vacuum. The Chicago rally wasnt shut down because of protesters threatening Trumps safety, but because Donald is a coward.
If Trump is going to entice and incite violence at his rallies by claiming to be willing to pay the legal fees of his supporters who commit acts of violence against fellow Americans, then we have no choice than to set up this crowdfund to offer as a reward to the first patriot who manages to urinate either into Trumps face and/or mouth directly, or indirectly by pissing into his coffee cup. Thats right. The first person to piss in Donald Trumps face and/or morning beverage will collect however much money is in this fund.
His Secret Service detail might be tight, so youll have to get creative and maybe bounce your piss stream off off a wall or something to make it into Trumps face. But if you happen to know someone working in room service at a hotel hes staying in, maybe you can split the reward with them if they can manage to pee into his mimosa or coffee. So just remember, anyone who pisses in Donald Trumps face and/or drink will get all this money. They deserve a Medal of Honor, but hopefully the cash in this fund is good enough.
https://www.politicalgarbagechute.com/gofundme-established-pay-legal-fees-anyone-pisses-donald-trumps-face/
Orrex
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(11,492 posts)Jamastiene
(38,187 posts)I'm female. That would prove difficult, I am sure.
The orange fucker sure needs it.