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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsLOSER45 tested positive this morning WAIT tested negative NOPE positive, in another sense WAIT posit
"I tested very positively in another sense, this morning. I testedpositively toward negative, right. I tested perfectly this morning.
Meaning I tested negative. ... That's a way of saying it: positively
toward the negative."
Link to tweet
SWBTATTReg
(22,143 posts)the like to figure this out.
live love laugh
(13,118 posts)Turbineguy
(37,343 posts)underpants
(182,830 posts)progressoid
(49,991 posts)LiberalArkie
(15,719 posts)Guy Whitey Corngood
(26,501 posts)order to get a "great, tremendous" score???
Eliot Rosewater
(31,112 posts)they EVER had, maybe they can give him a lollipop!
It makes sense that the dumbest Americans would pick the dumbest of all to lead them.
leftieNanner
(15,124 posts)Because I have the most points.
Hawaii Hiker
(3,166 posts)Tanuki
(14,919 posts)CaptYossarian
(6,448 posts)he channels Hank Kimball from "Green Acres".
Well, maybe not Hank Kimball, but...okay, I guess it was Hank Kimball! Now what were we talking about?
jcgoldie
(11,631 posts)Its like he doesn't even need a sidekick to generate that sort of absolute confusion.
Caliman73
(11,738 posts)It is well established. Idiot!
Here is a sample phone conversation between people with functional brains:
Me: Did your test for strep throat come back?
Friend: Yes, I just got the results this morning. It came back negative.
Me: That's great! I am glad to hear you don't have strep.
Friend: Yeah, but it came back positive for Mononucleosis.
Me: Aw man that is horrible. Sorry to hear it. Go rest, drink plenty of fluids. I can take you some throat spray if you need it.
He can never just say, "I miss spoke. My test was negative for COVID." He has to dance around like an idiot trying to distort reality into something where he meant to say what he said. It just makes him look like what he is... an idiot.
Iliyah
(25,111 posts)Senate republicans just put a white nationalist as head of the IC.
Leghorn21
(13,524 posts)Can't wait for the @sarahcpr take on this.
YEP!
Wellstone ruled
(34,661 posts)pile bullshit just so high before it tips over.
Brainfodder
(6,423 posts)Need to start someplace....
niyad
(113,348 posts)underpants
(182,830 posts)sop
(10,195 posts)underpants
(182,830 posts)Id just type in No comprendo and lose a heart
JDC
(10,129 posts)Pure and simple. Dumb as a stump.
Aviation Pro
(12,172 posts)Just quarantine your fatass until President Biden is inaugurated.
Historic NY
(37,451 posts)Leghorn21
(13,524 posts) and since all the idiot ever reads is tweets, *someone*s about to have himself a shitty Thursday afternoon!!
OverBurn
(951 posts)LiberalFighter
(50,950 posts)Schools need to do a better job when awarding diplomas.
Midnight Writer
(21,768 posts)oldsoftie
(12,558 posts)GeorgeGist
(25,321 posts)on a per capita basis relative to negative.
Hulk
(6,699 posts)We wont make it with another four years with this idiot.
Maeve
(42,282 posts)Volaris
(10,272 posts)He hasn't yet figured out the definitions yet; is struggling to keep it straight in his head.
No, little johnny...its opposite. Positive means positive FOR THE VIRUS, which is BAD for you. Negative means NO virus, which is what you WANT
In short, hes a fucking idiot who shouldnt be in charge of opening his own aspirin bottles, let alone a nationwide pandemic.
herding cats
(19,565 posts)SeattleVet
(5,477 posts)BootinUp
(47,165 posts)Johnny2X2X
(19,066 posts)If you owned a Dairy Queen, would you trust that Trump would have the mental capacity to work for you? No way he gets past 45 seconds of the interview before you'd be thinking, "Oh boy, this guy...this guy won't be able to fill an ice cream cone without completely botching the job."
He's that dumb, he's that functionally stupid.
No disrespect meant to Dairy Queen workers, it's respectable work.
CaptYossarian
(6,448 posts)Always was--always will be.
Besides, Dairy Queen employees are very essential. My near-empty wallet proves that.
RainCaster
(10,884 posts)This is a new low in internet fertilizer.
saidsimplesimon
(7,888 posts)Feed the fool fast food and f' him and the clown car he rode in on.
I'm suffering cabin fever so forgive me for raging against the IT responsible for a slow response.
nuxvomica
(12,430 posts)His family attended Peale's services and Peale's con was to push the "power of positive thinking". Trump was so mindfucked by this that he feels even negative comments about him are like physical blows. Trump is part high-functioning con artist and low-functioning cult follower and it's hard to tell which is running things at any given time because they are both bad at everything.
gordianot
(15,242 posts)RoadRising
(31 posts)Between this and his explanation of per capita, shes gotta be busy.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)calimary
(81,322 posts)Or, for you trumpers, what a fucking MORAN.
Cha
(297,323 posts)lindysalsagal
(20,692 posts)Not.