What kind of job would you like to do for the Deep State?

[milestogo]

I would like to work on document storage, so I can figure out what its all about.

[Solly Mack]

1. I'd like a title, lots of money, and no real work, please.

[Wounded Bear]

3. Republican...

[Solly Mack]

7. That's deep state darlin' to you.

[SkatmanRoth]

2. My job with the Deep State is secure.

Don't even think about trying to get my job.

[Corgigal]

4. Assassin

especially as a woman. They never imagine.

[stillcool]

5. I'll write the checks..

and cook the books.

[Turbineguy]

6. Cooking up fake conspiracies

to detract and deflect from the Deep State.

[Brother Mythos]

9. Now, that sounds like a really fun job!

I wonder how much it pays.

[Turbineguy]

14. I got the idea from the Russians....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Trust

RWNJ's will pay me almost as much as Rush Limbaugh.

[Brother Mythos]

20. Thanks for the link.

I guess "turnabout really is fair play." I remember reading that the Czar's government tried doing the same thing, and inadvertently ended up funding the Russian Revolution.

Come to think of it, the Weimar Republic tried infiltrating the fledgling National Socialist German Workers' Party too. That didn't work out so well either.

[cayugafalls]

8. I want to be the DJ...everybody loves the DJ at the Skating rink.

Wait...you did say Skate, right?

Maybe, I should just order a Pizza...anybody got the number?

[niyad]

33. 1-800-deep-dsh

[milestogo]

10. Potato Guard is still open, FYI.

[First Speaker]

11. I'd like to be the archivist of all the JFK assassination files...

...like the guy in Don DeLillo's novel, "Libra", who actually did this. I know one thing--like the guy in the book, the more documents I'd receive, the less I'd know, not more...

[essme]

12. Librarian

that's what my degree is....so...

[Newest Reality]

13. I want to be...

I want to be an excavator who digs an even deeper state. The deeper the Deep State, the better.

[milestogo]

15. Just don't fall in.

[marble falls]

16. Deep government is what keeps the us going administration to administration. Deep government ...

is who knows where the fuse boxes are, what toner the copiers used, where the forms are kepr and to what dest they go to in what order, who their counertparts in other agencies and nations are, how to do things and how to get things done, what the procedures are.

We need deep government just to effect change of administration.we really do not want every person working for the Fed to be beholding to any current administration or political entity.

[Hugin]

17. I've been piloting the chemtrail bombers for years.

It's a tough deep state job, but, with the help of my co-pilot bigfoot. I think we've done a heck of a job.

[Brother Mythos]

22. I knew Chemtrails were a real thing! But, I never suspected Bigfoot's involvement.

I thought he was strictly into messing with hikers, and monster trucks.

Now, if I could only find out what really happened at The Bowling Green Massacre.

[Hugin]

25. His name is Darren.

It's a little like flying with Chewbacca, only smellier.

When we take off with the really heavy rainbow loads he gives an assist by kicking the plane along like a scooter. Man, we get some air then! Woo!

[milestogo]

29. Daryl.

[Hugin]

31. That's his other brother.

I believe he's with the Deep State Postal Service. Vote Bundling Division.

I went to a family reunion with Darren once. All of the little 'squatches running around. *sigh*

Did you know the whole group is vegan? They had their party in the middle of a banana plantation.

[DBoon]

18. I'd like to psychically image remote classified locations

though I've heard you have to pass a test that involves using your psychic abilities to knock over a goat.

[milestogo]

19. You could knock over Jared instead.

[captain queeg]

21. I want to be the guy who convinced the rest of the world to spread corona virus

Just to make trump look bad. Must be an extremely powerful position.

[LastDemocratInSC]

23. I want to be head of the Ministry of Doubt.

[Shermann]

24. Deep State Collection Agent

These are they guys that collect protection money from the renewable energy companies which the Deep State invested in early on.

If you wrote a book or filmed a movie on environmentalism, you can also expect a visit from these wiseguys.

[meadowlander]

26. Ratfucking Steve Bannon.

I imagine it's a full time job.

[ellie]

27. Surveillance

Travel, exotic locations, hanging out in fancy hotels just to watch people.

[panader0]

28. I want the coffee, newspaper and fancy expensive snack concession.

[Brother Mythos]

30. I'm think I'm going to apply for one of the Inspector General jobs ...

in The Department of Redundancy Department.

[milestogo]

34. Those are all Gig jobs, you know.

[Brother Mythos]

35. Well, since it's The Department of Redundancy Department ...

there are multiple Inspector General positions. I'm counting on the Turd Regime being so incompetent that they fire the wrong guy.

On the other hand, if they do find me, I'll simply sue for wrongful termination, write a book, make the rounds on the talking head circuit, make a lot of money, and get my old redundant job back after the next inauguration. Win-Win.

[milestogo]

37. Inside the Turd Reich...

[Brother Mythos]

39. "Turd Reich" - Nice one! I'm stealing that!

[Kid Berwyn]

32. Waste Management

[Blue_true]

36. Re-education manager at FEMA camps. My dream job.

[Xolodno]

38. I'm not part of the deep state...

...or am I?