Not the Onion: Rubio Tapped to Lead Intelligence Committee

[RandySF]

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) announced Monday that Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) will serve as the acting chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee while a federal investigation into Sen. Richard Burr (R-NC) is ongoing, Axios reports.


https://politicalwire.com/2020/05/18/rubio-tapped-for-intelligence-committee/

[leftieNanner]

1. I think Moscow Mitch's goal

is to 100% Fuck Up Every Inch of the US Government.

[patphil]

2. I guess they had to give him something to do.

The poor boy must be feeling completely left out.

[rocktivity]

3. Marco "Big Gulp" Rubio?

Well, he won't have to worry about getting thirsty during his speeches with a mask on!

Now, let's spin that DU oldie but goodie:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10022363789


rocktivity

[Brother Mythos]

4. Well, where is it actually written that intelligence is an actual requirement ...

for the Acting Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee?

Anyway, is this anything more than a little bone to Little Marco, to help Turd secure FloriDuh's Electoral College vote?

[superpatriotman]

5. Acting like a know-it-all

Doesn’t qualify as intelligence

[Firestorm49]

6. Is it an oxymoron that Marco is running an intellegence agency?

[onethatcares]

7. you all missed it,

like everyone else in this maladministration they are "acting". There's definitely no intelligence involved in rubio.