In today's edition of Goofus Vs Gallant:

[Initech]

Gallant:

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Goofus:

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Also bonus Goofus:

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Don't be like Goofus.

[MyOwnPeace]

1. O-M-G!!!!!!

THAT is a GREAT trend/theme!
Run it through the entire campaign - the idiot keeps giving Joe SO many ways to keep it going - its almost like someone has paid the "quarterback" to throw the game!

[Initech]

2. Yeah I should be on the campaign advertising community!

[MyOwnPeace]

3. You got MY vote........

and I'm VERY careful where my votes go!

[Grokenstein]

4. 'may not be safe and effective but we'll have it'

Fucking.

Hell.

It's like being sealed inside an insane asylum run by the inmates.

[Initech]

6. They might as well just tell us to drink bleach.

Oh wait they did that already.

[dalton99a]

5. Kick