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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Former President Barack Obama said on Monday that he is unconcerned about Donald Trump accusing him of the greatest crime in American history because Attorney General Bill Barr does not prosecute criminals.
At first, when I heard that he was accusing me of being the worst criminal ever, I have to admit I was a little rattled, Obama said. But then I remembered Barrs dont-prosecute-crimes policy, and I was pretty chill about it.
Obama said that he was unsure what crime Trump was accusing him of committing, but Im pretty sure I never lied to the F.B.I. or anything as serious as thatso Im good.
The former President said that, if it turns out that he did commit a crime, Ill immediately admit that I did it, because, if history is any guide, the next thing that will happen is me not getting prosecuted.
Reflecting on how the Department of Justice might view his illegal actions, whatever they were, Obama said, This is an awesome time to be a criminal.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/obama-unworried-about-trump-accusing-him-of-crime-because-bill-barr-does-not-prosecute-criminals
FarPoint
(12,409 posts)It's beyond me...
Thomas Hurt
(13,903 posts)FoxNewsSucks
(10,434 posts)at the number of people who read sites like this, listen to podcasts, and should be otherwise "informed" yet they seem to have no idea that Borowitz or The Onion are satirical humor.
Amaryllis
(9,524 posts)how far into the realm of the completely absurd reality has moved. Often i will read about something that really happened and have to check to see if it's Borowitz or the ONion to know if it's satire.
Lock him up.
(6,929 posts)Oh! Ok, they already fantasize it's real
ecstatic
(32,705 posts)just doesn't find this funny?
Personally, I don't like seeing President Obama's name juxtaposed with the word "criminal," even as a joke or satire.
Unfortunately, due to the way our brains process information, the context in which the author links the 2 ideas doesn't matter. This piece further reinforces trump's smears.
Maeve
(42,282 posts)I knew it was satire and I suspected who wrote it, but I've had a long day and needed that.
That and a glass of wine....I'll get the wine myself.
KS Toronado
(17,250 posts)patphil
(6,180 posts)Brother Mythos
(1,442 posts)0rganism
(23,955 posts)what a fucking nightmare
Roc2020
(1,616 posts)"because the Attorney General does not prosecute criminals" BAM! that's the kind of come back that may make Trump bust a gasket
P.S. Shame on those that didn't see the satire. come on now!
SunSeeker
(51,564 posts)gordianot
(15,238 posts)crickets
(25,981 posts)Not today. Today was spot on funny and I needed the chuckle.