The solution to wearing Masks in the White House?

[Cyrano]

Evidently, wearing a mask in the White House is viewed as a sign of disloyalty by dear leader. Yet, there are some who are now wearing masks.

May I suggest a compromise. How about keeping a supply of about a dozen masks in the White House, and let them be traded off hourly among the staff. This way, no one can be completely accused of disloyalty. After all, wearing a mask for an hour each day, and then passing it on to a coworker, goes a long way to displaying loyalty to The Great One.

It seems to me that this might possibly make the Divine Orange One take notice that everyone is trying to please him.

The down side is that it could possibly make the White House a covid-19 hot spot. Wouldn't that be terrible?

[lark]

1. Only if the not wearing the mask time is when they are next to drumpf.

That is a plan I'd heartily endorse.

[tanyev]

2. Actually, what they need are full face masks with Donny's picture on them.

Donny would LOVE to see his face looking back at him all day long, everywhere he goes.

[flor-de-jasmim]

3. maybe if the masks had a big grin for Trump on them...

[Jamastiene]

4. It is beginning to look like the WH already is a Covid-19 hot spot.

At least, that is the hope of probably millions by this point. Anything to end the senseless deaths of tens of thousands of Americans because of sociopaths in charge of the country right now. How many thousands or more of deaths could have been avoided if we didn't have such purposely, willfully stupid idiots in the WH?

I mean we have doctors going to hardware stores to make makeshift ventilators while Trump sends ventilators to Russia.

I like your plan. Stephen Miller, being the MVP in the Trump admin that he is, should get to wear the masks twice a day and get a pass. After all, he has a little more leeway and Trump KNOWS Miller is loyal and his right hand man, his best buddy when it comes to xenophobic torture methods.

[Backseat Driver]

5. Full headed shields of tightly wrapped, multiple layered

plastic wrap!

[eppur_se_muova]

6. Your last sentence **assumes** it's not all a hoax ! Shame !

The WH should implement this policy **knowing it's a fake-out**, just to OWN THE LIBS !!

[Autumn]

7. They should wear clear plastic bags on their heads. Dry cleaning bags should be readily available.

Maybe no one would notice those.