"Weenerz", a MAGAt shopping list

[FoxNewsSucks]

[smb]

1. They Spelled "Hamberders" Wrong nt

[Totally Tunsie]

2. It's "padadas"!

Don't they know anything?

[brooklynite]

3. "I can haz cheezburger?"

[FoxNewsSucks]

4. No,

but u can haz cheezberder!

[icymist]

5. All hail the flying Ska-Beddie Monster!

[brush]

6. Results of decades of repug cuts to education.

[DUar17]

16. +100

[procon]

7. What's a "beddie sauce"? nt

[csziggy]

9. It's ska-beddie sauce

I think it might be a style of music.

[procon]

10. Color me clueless, I still don't know what that is. nt

[csziggy]

11. I've never quite understood ska, just heard of it. nt

[KY_EnviroGuy]

13. I think ska-beddie is an attempt to represent spaghetti.

KY.........

[procon]

14. OK, I can work with that,

Kinda like when little kids say, busgetty.

[Clearly fogged in]

8. A visiting MAGAt asked for directions to Cheese Pear

I've never heard of it. What is it?

A french restaurant, he answered. We saw their ad in the paper.

Oh, I see. You need directions to Chez Pierre...

[Aristus]

12. Is this a joke?

I mean, I make fun of the MAGAts as much as anyone. But even they need to be able to read the labels on the products, right? Doesn't that mean being able to spell at least better than this?

[procon]

15. Look at the pictures, never read a word. It's doable. nt

[Aristus]

17. Jesus, man.

No wonder they think Trump is some kind of god.

I've been amused in the past by the term 'paralyzingly stupid'. But this is a rather dismaying kind of stupid.

[procon]

18. That's why there's so many Hollywood bloc buster

movie posters depicting Trump in some cheesy cosplay get up with ripped abs and bulging codpieces. He's their dime store hero, singlehandedly battling wild blond women wielding penis shaped ray guns to turn their patriarchal version of Amerika into a liberal feminist utopia.

Republicans want sensational pictures. It's their primary method of assimilating information. Fox News gives them blond women in sexy red dresses, and loud talking men that sound like comic book tough guys.

It's all about the mental images.