I received the letter from Treasury with Trumps signature on it

[lunatica]

I burned it slowly holding it over my kitchen sink as the water ran down. I watch as the flame travelled slowly, eating his name, leaving a blackened, curling trail that quickly turned into silvery ash, almost lighter than air, breaking off and floating down into the water that swirled around before spiraling into the cavernous sink hole where the garbage disposal finished it off.

God! That was cathartic!

[RainCaster]

1. His signature looks like the fatality curve for CV19

[lunatica]

4. !

Yes! You’re right!

[mbusby]

2. Paper shredders...

...work wonders as well.

[lunatica]

5. When I was a temp at one time

I got a job shredding decades of paperwork that lasted for a week or so. It was one of those big shredders that you could allow paper clips and staples to go through. It made a mighty roar and I would feed it paperwork in such a way that it would shred continuously for long periods of time.

I loved it! Shredding paperwork is the most cathartic work there is! It did more for me than years of psychotherapy would have.

[Maeve]

3. Very poetic

I plan to use shredding scissors and possibly flush the actual signature

[Totally Tunsie]

6. Pack the ashes or the shreads into a new envelope

and mail it back. Keep the USPS alive!

[lunatica]

7. It turned into liquid

But I’m pretty sure I put a curse on it.

[Totally Tunsie]

8. Burn another sheet - they'll never know the difference.

I hope that curse doesn't take out your pipes!

[lunatica]

9. Well if the

pipes can go fuck themselves it might.

[Totally Tunsie]

10. A real LOL at that!