Breaking: 31 Secret Service members positive!

[Laura PourMeADrink]

Link to tweet

?s=20

[jberryhill]

1. And he knows it is 31 how?

Is he an administrator there? Does he have some inside source?

[mackdaddy]

2. From Yahoo news article seems to confirm.

According to the DHS document, along with the 11 active cases there are 23 members of the Secret Service who have recovered from COVID-19 and an additional 60 employees who are self-quarantining. No details have been provided about which members of the Secret Service are infected or if any have recently been on detail with the president or vice president.

https://news.yahoo.com/secret-service-coronavirus-cases-white-house-concerns-221444492.html

[33taw]

3. I found this link. Basically, 11 active cases, 23 recovered and 60 quarantined.

https://www.businessinsider.com/11-us-secret-service-agents-test-positive-for-the-coronavirus-2020-5

[Maraya1969]

4. How much do you want to bet that they were not allowed to wear

masks while on duty.

[gab13by13]

7. I agree, it wouldn't be manly.

[Warpy]

10. Naw, it's because Big Dummy would know

they were all sticking their tongues out at him under those masks.

[regnaD kciN]

5. Don't want to be picky, but...

...the Secret Service has offices all over the country. There’s one here in the Federal Building in Seattle. There’s absolutely zero reason to believe that those agents who are infected or quarantined even work in the D.C. area, let alone on presidential protection detail.

[StarryNite]

6. You just have to rain on our parade, don't ya.

[alittlelark]

8. ....snort.....

[jberryhill]

14. Babwa!!!!

[Hermit-The-Prog]

9. Parade?

I was imagining a circle of coughing agents with a Grotesque Orange Pustule cowering in the center, covered in slime and yelling, "I'm melting! What a hoax! What a hoax!"

[grantcart]

11. Very small percent are in protective service and only a small percentage

Of that is pres/VP service.

[Duppers]

13. Exactly. I was going to post

But your post stated the info very nicely.

Btw, I was once visited by Secret Service agents in Knoxville.

[Captain Zero]

12. Ha. No one to drive his golf cart !

No golf for you, Fat Boy.