Trump is speaking at a National Day of Prayer event, struggling with his text.

[kpete]

"As Scripture assures us, the Lord, your God, is not your midst. A mighty one who will save." He adds, "And I think it's, uh, I think it's so true," then reads the line correctly ("is in your midst&quot .

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Is he coughing? That's all I want to know.

[SoonerPride]

5. Same.

[Budi]

15. Fever? Sipping from a water bottle with a 'bleach' label on it?

Keep a close eye on symptoms from here on.

[BComplex]

17. Ha ha ha ha!!

I wish!

[LastDemocratInSC]

24. Does he have his "Pie Eyes"?

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. If there is a God, Trump will be reduced to a smoldering cinder.

I despise that &$#@

[machoneman]

6. Smoldering dillrod? Smoldering loser? Smoldering failure? I'll take any of them!

[dweller]

11. smocking ashes

✌🏼

[SoonerPride]

3. So much Adderrall. So little time

[Arkansas Granny]

4. It's hard to read when you're dodging lightning bolts.

[Sneederbunk]

7. Needs the assistance of a couple of Corinthians.

[no_hypocrisy]

8. Was he wearing a mask?

Just wondering . . . . . . .

[Girard442]

9. "Dr Freud. Dr. Sigmund Freud. Please report to the White House. There's been a slip."

[tblue37]

10. Maybe those two Corinthians could help him out.

[brewens]

12. That story about his not being able to read The Constitution for shit and saying "it's like a

foreign language" was hilarious, and you knew it had to be true. It doesn't surprise me he'd have trouble with The Bible. He never prepares. You couldn't expect him to read through something like that and practice ahead of time. It wouldn't trip him up if he did.

[onethatcares]

19. imagine if you will

your cats asshole speaking to you in Latin with a never rising or lowering tone of voice...while trying to read words that cats never learned.

that's how his speechifying sound to me and I don't have a cat.

[Cirque du So-What]

13. Faux piety is blistering his tongue

[BigmanPigman]

14. Did a lightening bolt strike him yet!

[LuvNewcastle]

16. If Trump prays, he prays to himself.

He doesn't recognize anything greater.

[Boomerproud]

18. Another National Day of Prayer?

I've lost count. Is the nutty spiritual "advisor" laying hands on him?

[Blue_true]

22. The "spirature advisor" is likely under the desk or podium

laying hands and other things on him, hence the problem reading.

[rownesheck]

23. That's what I was wondering!

How many of these F'ing days of prayer do these A holes need?! I'm thinking of starting a day of Go F Yourself.

[Permanut]

20. I think that scripture is from Adverbs..

or maybe Galoshes or Artesians.

[malaise]

21. Were the two Corinthians there?

[Blue Owl]

25. LOL!