So Some Dude Who Tested Positive For Covid-19 Was Walking Around White House With No Mask For Days

[DanieRains]

Someone remind me how this works?

If dude is spreading the virus Everywhere, then Everyone can get it and spread it like it is, well, a pandemic.

Welcome to our world Trump.

The difference is "we" can't get tested every 5 minutes, with all of our friends.

Now I know why I can't get tested. All the test kits are being hoarded by the White House, just in case.....

[sfstaxprep]

1. We Can Hope nt

[DanieRains]

2. Wow! 4 Recs In Less Than 60 Seconds

That has to be a record.

[calimary]

52. Goin' viral...

And remember, if indeed that steward worked IN the White House, all the way up to actually serving actual meals to trump, then that same steward was in close proximity to anyone between the White House kitchens and the Oval AND/OR living quarters. And then, who did THOSE folks, in turn, come into contact with?

SUCH mixed feelings about this.

Now, if trump somehow evades the virus, then I'm really gonna get seriously worried that maybe he actually IS the Antichrist...

[Blue Owl]

3. Nature's assassin

[lagomorph777]

11. I seriously hope Trump gets COVFEFE-19.

I wouldn't shed too many tears if Melanoma and Princess Ivanka and little Jared get it too.

[lsewpershad]

64. Just so can all

get a taste of what others are feeling. Maybe that is the only way they will learn to care.

[backscatter712]

53. This bug's gonna get called Darwin's Revenge...

[Squidly]

84. I like that!!...

[leftieNanner]

4. Trump is too stupid

to understand the SCIENCE of how this works.

Plus he knows that a mask would sully his makeup.

[LisaM]

21. For all we know, he DOES wear a bunch of PPE when he's away from the camera.

It would be in character. He probably goes around in something akin to a space suit.

[LastDemocratInSC]

24. With Kleenex boxes on his feet?

[erronis]

41. Nah, just strips of toilet paper glued to his feed with his feces.

You know he's a germaphobe (or just a phobe) and he doesn't like to actually touch the surface of the planet.

(Actually, my sneakers are particularly good at tracking dirt and dog poop. Maybe I could launch them at the dumpster.)

[Squidly]

85. Well...

He is after all the supreme commander of the Space Force...

[malaise]

33. I think you mean his makeup would sully the mask

right?
It would look like my Neutrogena make-up cleaner wipe.

[leftieNanner]

35. I'm shocked!

You wear makeup? I thought you were a natural beauty.



I keep hoping the foundation will hide my wrinkles. No such luck so far.

[malaise]

38. You know that's a good guess - you made me laugh

In the past decade it is a rare occasion for me to wear full make up, although I never leave the house without at least lip gloss.

[leftieNanner]

43. Since I stopped coloring my hair and embraced my natural gray

It's also impacted my use of makeup.

Lip gloss is fine - except if you have long hair and it's a windy day!

Take good care of yourself malaise, you are a DU gem!

[Mike 03]

5. Hmmm. Something for George Conway to consider.

I hope he keeps his distance from Kellyanne.

Stephen Miller... Jared and Ivanka... Pompeo... The possibilities are endless.

[LiberalArkie]

9. Where are they anyway?

[Faux pas]

6. It

seems that the dude was one of his nibs' personal valets.

[lagomorph777]

13. His Royal Anus has valets? I didn't even know that was a thing anymore.

[milestogo]

18. Must be the guy who flushes Trump's toilet while he's tweeting on it.

[hangaleft]

88. Funny!

[Faux pas]

28. Oh yes!

His royal hinny does indeed. The one who tested positive is a navy man. I feel sorry for him, and not because he got sick.

[Totally Tunsie]

29. Geez - If he looks this bad with a valet, can you imagine what

he'd look like without one?

Chump always looks like he just rolled out of bed, rumpled and sloppy. He's reached the point where they should put darts (the tailoring kind) in his suit jackets because his manboobs are getting so big that the top of his jackets don't fit correctly. There are simply no words for his suit pants or his golf attire either.

He really is an embarrassment, especially when he's standing with Pence, Fauci, Trudeau, and other fit men who wear a suit quite nicely.

[Chaogirl]

80. Darts!!

You made me lol for 5 minutes! Darts!

[tavernier]

30. That's because Obama preferred zipping up his own fly.

[Faux pas]

49. Lol

Yeah cus Obama is a big boy

[DanieRains]

7. So Donald Death How Is The No One Needs To Wear A Mask Policy Working Out

For your group?

Might as well be in a meat packing plant......

[lagomorph777]

14. The White House is an abattoir for careers.

[LiberalArkie]

8. Jared said is was all "ours"

[DanieRains]

10. Quarantined For 14 Days Watching Fox News 24 / 7 Donald?

What could be better right?

[Grasswire2]

12. do you want to provide some context here?

Who are you talking about?

[lagomorph777]

17. His Royal Anus, Donald J. Turd, has a valet with COVID-19.

I hope that dude has sneezed on every 12 foot long red tie and every gigantic shirt in Trump's closet.

[Blue_true]

68. A member of the military who was one of Trump's personal valets

tested positive for the coronavirus this week. He was assigned to the White House and spent his days and maybe nights there.

He would have had regular contact with Trump and other people in the WH.

[DanieRains]

15. Now Donald Death Has To Wear A Mask!!!!!

I can't stop laughing.....

Plexiglass everywhere!

I really doubt he really cares who he infects. He never cared for anyone else ever before.....

Who wants to bet he will have all his suitors pay homage to him like before. Coming and bowing before him in breathing distance....

Bring Cash $$$$

[imanamerican63]

16. Mother Pence won't be happy with Mikey, if he was walking around there?

[Mariana]

19. Pence did say he and Trump get tested all the time

along with everyone around them, when he was criticized for not wearing a mask while at the Mayo clinic.

[Scarsdale]

23. Since the "leaders" and everyone around them

get tested regularly, maybe those tests are not good? Surely this patient must have been tested, since he is around tRump? Wouldn't it be a shame if THEY got a bad batch of the tests Jared has been hoarding?

[Tanuki]

39. Probably why MF45 thought it was ok to risk having unprotected sex with Stormy Daniels,

on the theory that porn stars are "tested all the time."

[Betty88]

60. They probably don't test the "serventes" nt

[smirkymonkey]

61. How often can he get tested?

If he is around dozens of employees who are not wearing masks who might be carrying the virus who leave the WH every day and might contract it, how can they be sure that they aren't going to get infected the next time they come in contact with a carrier? There are no guarantees if they are taking every precaution.

You are coming into contact with every person that the person you work with has come in contact with in the past 24 hours. Are they testing daily and would they show up postive right away even if they had been infected or would it take some time before a test could detect it?

[crickets]

20. trump won't wear a mask or allow anyone around him to wear one because

every single mask is a reminder of his inability to control the virus and his resounding failure in dealing with it. Out of sight, out of mind.

[KS Toronado]

27. Not so sure about that

I read somewhere that the WH had like !0,000 or 100,000 n95 masks shipped there while hospitals were begging for them. Probably for everyone in the WH except donnie-do-little

[Evergreen Emerald]

62. Was he aware of this when he toured the face-mask factory and refused to wear a mask recently?

If so, just put him in custody now.

[NNadir]

22. Unhappily in most cases, but happily in this one, a test is not the same as a cure. n/t,

[Sogo]

25. Reminds me of an astrological prediction about Trump I saw the other day:

“The current planetary position in the horoscope of the POTUS, especially the prolonged stay of planet Venus under the affliction of natal Rahu, Ketu and the 12th lord Moon doesn't augur well for him. As Venus rules the third house in addition to his actions being misinterpreted or back firing, his health also becomes vulnerable. Severe issues related to breathing or respiratory system can cause problems. Whenever Venus is severely afflicted the comfort level of the native is compromised howsoever highly-placed he/she may be.” - K Rajesh Chaudhary

[BComplex]

46. Only hope it comes true!

I only wish the stars said it would be the end of him.

[SheltieLover]

54. 📣📣📣Karma please - clean up

[Traildogbob]

26. Hijacked and hoarded.

Stolen shipments from states, that those states paid for. Just wait to see what happens IF a vaccine is produced. Think the average citizen will get them. 😆😆😆😁🤣🤣

[grantcart]

31. But you are missing one key point

He is symptomatic but apparently tested negative


Not only are there not enough tests the quality is suspicious.

[DarleenMB]

32. Testing won't stop you from getting sick

It only tells you when you've got it. so Trump and his minions can test away. won't do them a bit of good when they finally get it. and they will.

tick tock

[CottonBear]

34. Do you have a source or link? N/T

[colorado_ufo]

36. I heard on the news this morning that the aide is the one who serves him his food!

Also heard that "he is not pleased." The only thing that might save Trump is that the aide likely wore white gloves or such when taking him his meals.

Who knows how many people this young man came in contact with. He was probably afraid to wear a mask in that it would upset Trump.

[BComplex]

47. He still had to breathe, even if he wore gloves.

Oh gawd!! It's so scary to get my hopes up so much!

[wnylib]

57. Just imagine the possibilities.

Like taking out the whole lot of them.

[colorado_ufo]

59. It's dizzying, isn't it?

[Trueblue Texan]

81. I hope he coughed all over the food and utensils!

[AC_Mem]

37. All the tests in the world

Are not going to help if this person spread the germ. But, you know, it is funny how the Universe works. Those who think they know so much sometimes have to find out the hard way. I'm just wondering if they are going to quarantine the entire White House staff for 2 weeks? How will that work?

My hope is that those who are innocent and have tried to help American citizens will be spared and for those who are not innocent....

.... Thoughts and Prayers!

[Marrah_Goodman]

40. I hope he really spread it around

I know that is mean-spirited. But it is how I feel.

[C Moon]

42. I wonder if that valet will fall out a window.

[Warpy]

44. It's my understanding most staff are getting tested daily

but you're right, they might have overlooked a valet or cut corners and only tested him weekly. Since he's tested positive, I sincerely hope the latter is the case.

No, I'm not wishing ill on the staff, most of whom are from other agencies and are stuck working with these criminals, I just want the lot of them to get a real reality check, one that won't bounce.

Most likely Putin's Pet Piggy has gotten a prototype vaccine of some sort, along with his idiot daughter and her nitwit husband. It's never going to be real for any of those assholes. It just needs to get real for the yes men.

[BComplex]

48. Not everyone who tests negative IS negative for the virus.

They've seen that all over the world.

[wnylib]

58. I heard a news report that the WH testing

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was weekly, but now Trump has ordered it to be done daily on all WH staff.

But, even daily testing is not enough protection. Someone can carry the virus without a sufficient enough amount to show up in testing. It takes time for it to multiply in the body.

The negative tests for Trump and Pence do not mean they didn't pick up the virus. False negative results happen fairly often, especially in the early stage, before the virus has had time to multiply. One estimate is that up to 30% of negative test results can be false.

But, I would advise Donnie Death not to worry. If it's just a hoax, there's nothing to worry about. If he wants to play it safe and protect himself, he should try a few spoonfuls of liquid Lysol, twice daily.

[Blue_true]

69. Lysol twice daily and shove a 1000 watt uv light bulb up his ass. nt

[wnylib]

76. The light bulb treatment is not possible.

Too many noses up there for anything else to fit.

[Blue_true]

77. You're right. I forgot about that. Well, back to the drawing board, although there is bleach on

the sidelines.

[niyad]

78. You nearly owed me a keyboard. Thank goodness. I had just put my drink down.

[wnylib]

89. Just callin' it as I see it.

[eggplant]

45. I'm assuming he doesn't like masks because his orange will wipe off?

[oldsoftie]

82. You know damn well thats what it is.

[Cha]

50. Some "dude" is an elite member of the military dedicated

to serve the WH.

But yeah your point is solid.

[Hassler]

51. If POUTS does contract it, in only a little while

The flunky valet will be turned into a secret liberal with the ensuing death threats, etcetera that follow.

[Thekaspervote]

55. Without a blink of an eye... I could give shit if they contract covid19 and die a miserable death

[SergeStorms]

56. Jared Kushner says....

"THOSE TESTS ARE OURS!" And Jared always gets what Jared wants.

[jimlup]

63. Let's not give up hope...

The infected person takes several days to show symptoms.

[colsohlibgal]

65. Time Will Tell

If Chitolini gets it his prognosis might not be so good. He is over 70, lives on Saturated Fat, gets little exercise.

Not rooting for it though....Pence would be harder to beat IMO. He would wrap of the Holy Roller vote almost certainly.

[Texin]

87. The rethugs already have the Holy Roller vote anyway.

Pence might not do so well with the white supremacists and the American Nazi party and their brothers-in-arms the Friends of Alex Jones Brigade.

[spanone]

66. Please, Please, Please

[Lord Ludd]

67. "Welcome to our world Trump"

Or, to give it a charming Noo Yawk flavor...

[marble falls]

70. Believe it or not, Trump claims he doesn't know this guy.

[niyad]

79. Not surprising. He probably never looks at people he considers beneath his notice..

[marble falls]

86. Yup. His pants turned up cleaned, pressed and folded on the chair every morning like magic.

[TNNurse]

71. I have never thought that I would want to be anywhere near Trump.

However, it they are swab testing him regularly, I would consider shoving that long swab deep in his nose to be tempting.

[Alwaysna]

72. Maybe an essential low paid worker from McDonalds will sneeze on his hamberder.

[vapor2]

73. But the stable genius said that his valet WAS wearing a mask

Are you saying it's a lie??? lmao

[lettucebe]

74. The entire staff of White House including tRump should be in quarantine

[Laura PourMeADrink]

75. Do you really want THIS MAN in charge of vaccines? Nt

[oldsoftie]

83. Trump being an ass aside, the Administration SHOULD get tested more frequently.

Just like they get better security than the rest of us. I'm sure all of Congress gets tested whenever they feel the need.