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Solly Mack

(90,780 posts)
Tue May 5, 2020, 12:46 PM May 2020

One day it will snow.

I don't know when but it will snow.

When it does snow you will know that I'm right and have always been right.

Some people say it won't snow. But it will, you'll see. A beautiful snow. Tremendous...amounts. Or not.

I'm no weatherman. But it will snow. I'm right about that.

It might snow a little or it might snow a lot. We'll see. It will snow and the world knows I'm right.

I think it'll only snow a little. Just enough for people to go skiing and enjoy all that beautiful, tremendous snow.

It won't be a blizzard. It could happen. I'm no weatherman.

But it will melt. Like magic it will be gone. Might be hours, might be days. But one day, like magic...Poof.

You'll see. I'm right. Everyone tells me how right I am. It will snow and it will melt.

The world looks to me to see how I'm handling the snow. I have the greatest response to snow. The envy of the world.

The all want to know how I know so much about snow. They want my help. They know I'm right.

The cold can kill. But so can homicide and suicide. I'm right about that too. Wear protection, go to work, and spend money. Blizzards happen. Avalanches happen. People die of all kinds of things.

But snow melts. I'm right about that.

Negative haters, people who want to harm me and the country, want to say it's not safe to be out in a blizzard.

I always said blizzards could happen and I was right.

But I know people will wear coats and shoes and do all the right things when they go out in the snow. Even a blizzard.

I'm no weatherman but snow melts. Even when there's a blizzard, snow will still melt. I'm right about that.

Blizzards pass...one day, like magic. You'll see.

Our economy, the greatest in the world thanks to me, will survive the snow...the blizzard. You'll see.

I'm right about that too.

Now watch this rally.




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One day it will snow. (Original Post) Solly Mack May 2020 OP
By May 31st? LakeArenal May 2020 #1
I'm no weatherman. :) Solly Mack May 2020 #2
Oh, right. LakeArenal May 2020 #3
You're not magically thinking hard enough. Solly Mack May 2020 #4
I tried knocking my heels together in my ruby slippers. 🤷🏼‍♀️ LakeArenal May 2020 #5
I do that actually. When I find myself in a group of Solly Mack May 2020 #6

Solly Mack

(90,780 posts)
6. I do that actually. When I find myself in a group of
Tue May 5, 2020, 01:04 PM
May 2020

people I don't want to be around.

Never works though. So I just leave as soon as I can.

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