I'm no Trump fan, but I think the media is misrepresenting....

[ehrnst]

[The Polack MSgt]

1. It makes perfect sense now that you explain it

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

2. Yea I understand perfectly now thanks

[betsuni]

3. I think he meant turn the whole body inside out and spray it with stuff and put it right-side out.

[ProfessorGAC]

4. Now, THAT'S Sarcastic!

That's good!

[riversedge]

5. ohmy!!

[Rorey]

6. Makes perfect sense - to a MAGAt

After that ludicrous display by OrangeAss on Thursday, I couldn't resist texting my ex-husband-MAGAt, asking him if he'd be okay with having an injection of disinfectant to clean his lungs if he got COVID-19.

He responded, "No, you need to set my lungs out in the sun." I kid you not.

I asked him which knife he wanted me to use to remove his lungs. He responded that he wanted me to spoon them out, whatever that was supposed to mean. He's got brain rot from watching FauxNews, so who knows.

[MoonRiver]

7. I know, let's ask Dr. Birx!

Bet she'd agree with that "treatment!"

[chwaliszewski]

8. +1

[warmfeet]

9. I think it should be tried on him first.

You know, just to see if it works.

[lagomorph777]

10. +100

[Captain Zero]

25. Definitely do it to him after each of his rallies

Gotta keep him safe, ya know.

[Danmel]

11. I was thinking of running my lungs through the dishwasher

You disinfect, heat, dry at high heat. I'm not a doctor, but I am a person with a very good you know what. Sounds good to me.

[leftieNanner]

15. How about

Going through the car wash with your head out the window and your mouth open.

[Ilsa]

21. And to think I was going to use the Sanitize cycle of my clothes washer!

How could I be so dumb? And it only take 2 hours and 45 minutes. If I spin at the highest speed, then they won't need to be in the dryer at high heat for as long!

[catbyte]

12. I'm totally stealing this.

[Chrisdutch]

13. Making it real

I think this works better than sweeping the forest.

[burrowowl]

14. Kick

[Marrah_Goodman]

16. lmao

[rickyhall]

17. I think they did that on Vikings

Think called it a blood eagle

[packman]

18. Damn, you beat me to it

[Paladin]

19. K&R. This needs to be sent out to trump supporters; just to see them squirm. (nt)

[IronLionZion]

20. The hippocratic oath applies only for hippos

[Gothmog]

22. LOL

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[czarjak]

23. Sounds miraculous.

[LudwigPastorius]

24. If you can't get disinfectant, just put those lungs up on a clothesline outside for an hour.

The sun is very, very powerful. It can really do a number on them...almost a cleaning.

Many people have said that the Sun is the most tremendous star in our solar system.

[Permanut]

26. You're just being sarcastic, right? n/t

[kairos12]

27. Faux news could run with this. Part of their snake oil campaign.

[Blue Owl]

28. You hit the body beautifully

n/t

[brush]

29. Instead of an intubation tube, just equip bottles of bleach or Lysol with a tube and shove it down..

the patiences' throats and pump it a few times.

Voila!

Just takes a stable mind. Nothing to it.