Breaking - Don the Criminally Negligent Con is really pissed

[malaise]

that Brad Pitt played Dr Fauci. Word is that he wanted to know how that handsome actor (who will never play him) went ahead and portrayed that old know it all and made him look like an incompetent fool who Lysol the time, . Rumor also suggests that the Con is not amused that millions of people were delighted with the skit and have spread it far and wide. Both Fauci and Pitt have not heard the last of this





P.S. Satire

[empedocles]

1. Hopefully, this is one of those 'casual/little things' - with a surprisingly big impact, and 'legs'

[Similar to Greta?]

[Varaddem]

2. And it's already won

a noble prize!

[malaise]

17. LOL

Hahahahahha Emmy?

[rickyhall]

3. Maybe Mr. Pitt has no fucks left to give.

Like me...

[vlyons]

4. "Lysol the time"

Haha I really enjoyed that. Thanks

[malaise]

12. I stole that

[monmouth4]

5. Oh malaise, this is such a winner..Kudos to you..n/t

[malaise]

15. Thanks sis

[ConstanceCee]

6. Didn't Dr. Fauci?

Didn't Dr. Fauci (aka "Tony&quot say that if there is a movie, he would want his character to be played by Brad Pitt?

[Nay]

7. Yes, and that's why Brad Pitt jumped on the chance to do it. Did you see the skit?

If Dump saw it, I'm not surprised he's upset. It was a poke in the eye.

[malaise]

13. That's one of the reasons it's perfect

Now I dare the criminally negligent Con to ask Brad Pitt to play him

[malaise]

16. Can you imagine the laughter in his home on Saturday night

and Sunday morning

[lark]

8. Satirical indeed, but also probably pretty truthful in light of his extreme pettiness.

I'm sure he's jealous as hell because if anyone would be portrayed by Pitt, he probably thinks it should be him and is pissed that Fauci was done first.

[malaise]

14. You nailed it

[Roy Rolling]

9. We Never Know

He is still obsessed with Obama, after the White House Correspondents Dinner that year when Obama roasted him.

Perhaps. But I do know one thing, he’s still a burnt orange color to this day.

[safeinOhio]

10. Think how pissed he'd be if

Obama did skit playing him.

[Wounded Bear]

11. Trump being pissed off is hardly "breaking news"...