HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Trump punked out!!!

[CatWoman]

that was an awfully SHORT briefing

[HipChick]

1. He ran away!...What a coward!!!

[CatWoman]

7. I was sooooooooo looking forward to

another major meltdown!!!

[HipChick]

33. Me too...

[Throckmorton]

66. But he "bravely ran away, away "

kind of like bold Sir Robin.

[marble falls]

67. He'll have to show up tommorrow ...

[H2O Man]

2. Recommended.

I missed it. I was chewing on an old car battery to kill any germs.

[Aristus]

6. HA!

[CatWoman]

8. LOL!!!!

[H2O Man]

10. I suppose that

I'd prefer to chew on one than listen to that shitstain on democracy.

[malaise]

19. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[KentuckyWoman]

20. Best post EVAR

[backtoblue]

24. LOL

[MyOwnPeace]

34. I'm guessing........

Was it a "die-hard?"

[underpants]

40. LOL. We finally found out what can shut Trump's mouth

Answer: his own dumb ass

[BlancheSplanchnik]

50. Heh!! (I'd like to stick a car battery in scumbag's mouth!)

Bzzzzzzzzt!!!

Orange confetti.

[lunatica]

54. LOL!

I’ve been using Formula 409 because it kills 99.99% of germs and viruses. I spray my cat too, just in case.

[A HERETIC I AM]

68. Unfortunately, your cat falls into that 0.01%.....

as as a consequence, you're fucking doomed.

[DBoon]

71. check your shoes carefully before putting them on

cats that get sprayed with formula 409 will exact their revenge

[jpak]

3. Fucking Coward

Yup

[Blue Owl]

4. Stick a fork in him -- he's done

n/t

[Solly Mack]

5. Coward didn't want to answer questions. lololol

[sop]

11. Even the POS realized the Q&A would have been a major shitshow.

[Solly Mack]

12. Yep.

[CatWoman]

35. and I was so looking forward to it

gotta get my entertainment where I can

[Totally Tunsie]

9. Big Man always backs down from the fight in the end.

He's good at instigating; not so good at following up.

[Leghorn21]

13. I'm still picking the gravel out of my forehead!!

RUN AWAY CAPT CHICKENSHIT

[cwydro]

14. What happened?

For those of us who don’t watch?

[likesmountains 52]

17. Just ended the briefing, left without taking any questions.

[cwydro]

36. Ha!

I hope CNN keeps up the ridicule on him.

[nolabear]

18. He read the same old shit, Pence spoke for a sec, FDA guy spoke and *POOF!*

It didn’t take twenty minutes.

[bullwinkle428]

22. Opened with his little written statement, where he repeats the same bullshit brags

that we've heard every day for weeks, then turned it over to Pence. Pence just made a few more boilerplate statements, then wrapped it up, and everybody left the podium.

[cwydro]

37. Good!

He’s feeling the heat.

God, I hope they keep it up.

[Solly Mack]

25. The briefing was very short with Trump saying

very little then hightailing it away. A few more words by others and then it was over. No Q&A.

[Ilsa]

26. The fda guy taked about at-home tests being

developed and made available. He was asked a few questions about the tests being legit.

[nolabear]

15. He tucked tail and ran!!

[smirkymonkey]

42. Hah! Lily-livered coward!

[Sgent]

55. I was thinking

exactly of this scene. The song is in my head.

[bullwinkle428]

16. That's what Stormy said!!!

Could not resist the temptation to channel my inner Michael Scott.

[Politicub]

23. His performance yesterday will haunt him through the general election

[Ilsa]

27. Chuck and Kristen Welker are wondering who talked trump out of

going back and forth with the media at the briefing.

[Solomon]

28. Same thing I yelled when he walked away.

He Punked Out!

Bwaaaaaaa.

I was so looking forward to him being skewered. Filleted, seared, charred, broiled and boiled.

What a letdown!

[lastlib]

49. He had to go change his Depends.......

The're always so full of, um, overflow..........

[C Moon]

59. And it was probably the largest viewing audience yet--all Biden supporters.

It could have been like the OJ Simpson chase, viewers buying pizzas, glued to the tv.

[hlthe2b]

29. Great tweet on the "whys of Trump's cut & run":

Trump cut and ran from today’s coronavirus breifing. Maybe because he humiliated himself yesterday, or possibly because his favorite dictator Kim Jong Un is rumored to be
Kim Jong Un-derground

Link to tweet

[Nevilledog]

31. *snort*

[Cha]

30. Fucking BULLY COWARD!

[gratuitous]

32. "SHORT"? What are you implying?

[underpants]

38. My response on malaise's thread. WHAAAAAT?!?

HE DIDN'T TAKE QUESTIONS!!?!??
We had dinner and we’re going to sit back and watch the questions before game night tonight.

I usually don’t leave the TV on in the den but my wife said to. I was hearing Wolf and thought they must be doing their break in thing. Came back in to the kitchen ( it’s really one big room) and saw the chryon.

I let out HE DIDNT TAKE QUESTIONS!!!!??!!?
The whole family cracked up.
“I can see why” said my daughter.

[RANDYWILDMAN]

39. But how can he spew his propaganda

and crazy bat shit theories if he's not on TV, you know melanie ain't gonna listen to his rants.

[Lock him up.]

70. Well, Agolf Twitler still has Twitter...

And ins-Hannity.

[MontanaMama]

41. Just heard on Ari Melber that

The MF will scale back his briefings starting next week. Sounds like somebody told him that the briefings were not helping him politically. Duh.

[Thekaspervote]

63. This!

[BigmanPigman]

43. Tough guy??? Coward!!!!

[Ohioboy]

44. Little Donnie had to bail!

[liberalla]

45. Yup! blessedly brief! and still annoying as hell.

[Skittles]

46. afraid he would be asked if injecting disinfectant is backed by science

[catbyte]

47. Geez, and here I thought he was gonna hawk the latest "cure:"

[bringthePaine]

48. "...when danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled..."*

*from the genius of Monty Python's Tale of Sir Robin

[tishaLA]

51. An oldie but a goodie

Link to tweet

[spanone]

52. He knew he couldn't defend the indefensible. Chickenshit.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

53. Trumpy got caught with his briefs down.

..... ........ ........ ........ ..........


KY..............

[Chainfire]

56. Give the man a damn break....

His bone spurs were acting up again. Everyone considered him the Coward of the Country....

[Mr.Bill]

57. Probably the first president in history

who may go up in the polls by shutting the fuck up.

[warmfeet]

58. I would rather he stroked out.

This president is a clear and present danger to the life of everyone on this planet.

[LAS14]

60. Was there no Q & A at all? nt

[bullwinkle428]

61. ZERO.

[Susan Calvin]

62. That's the most sense he's shown in his whole presidency. nt

[LuvLoogie]

64. Did he have a note from his Mommy?

Widdle Donnie.

[JHB]

65. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Donals

[onetexan]

69. So i googled "trump's briefing today" just to see what the hoopla was all about and got this:

CNN: "Aides and allies making concerted effort to get Trump to stop doing daily briefings"
https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/24/politics/white-house-briefings-coronavirus/index.html

and this:
White House could alter virus briefings to limit Trump role
https://lancasteronline.com/news/politics/white-house-could-alter-virus-briefings-to-limit-trump-role/article_62bf1557-e7c2-544d-901b-f1adaefaf788.html

Why did it take his damn aides so long to figure this out? The man is an ignorant psychopath.

[Amaryllis]

72. Context please for those of us who didnt see it? So we can be part of the in-group?

[Skidmore]

73. He choked

like a dog. There should be a hashtag.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

74. Loser Donald Chump tucked his fat tail and ran from his lies. Weak, sad, LOSER.